/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11727873
Invite him out for a drink - some coca cola or an alternative carbonated beverage will work. Just make sure it isn't sugar free monster, or this whole plan will go to waste.

Next, after you've made some small talk about fortnite, you will ask him to go over to the nearest gaggle of young women and say "ladies, you are looking good tonight!". Whilst he is absent, sprinkle some scopolamine and one drop of lysergic acid into his drink.

When he comes back, you sit there and make sure he finishes ALL of that drink. Then you ask him where he lives, and that you'd like to see his dad.

As you're driving over to his place, you first hear, then see his bespectacled dad driving a john deer lawnmower. As the young lad begins to slip into a catatonic state, you whisper softly in his ear: "Your dad is one of us, son. A true linkmarine. 1000$ EOY."

>>10257377
BAT IS NOT A SHITCOIN STFU FAGGOT