/biz/ - Business & Finance

What a ride it's been, huh? 7 long, excruciating years! Long live $1000 EOY
>Google blogpost tweet, $1000 eoy!
>Oracle slides say Chainlink integration, we're so fucking rich anons!
>Coinbase listed Chainlink, we made it!
>SWIFT invited us to sibos next to the toilets!
>There's a fat brazilian guy at Oracle who LOVES Chainlink
>I found something called Microsoft Cryptlets and it uses Chainlink omg
>Blythe Masters is going to make us all so filthy rich anon, mommy!
>Smartcon is unironically a big deal, allllll of the hottest industry players like Celsius and Bancor are attending
>This guy John Wolpert from Baseline is 200IQ and is going to make us all so rich, he's going to setup a Chainlink node inside a Coca Cola bottling plant!
>SWIFT and Chainlink are best friends, 1000 eoy
>$81k
>Apple slides on Sergey's laptop, $10000 eoy
>Libra integration is so bullish
>We are integrated with Bored Apes oh hnnng
>The NBA is starting a partnership with Chainlink using NFT's and real time data! $1000 eoy!
>Circle CCTP uses CCIP it's over $1000 eoy
>We got the camel from Google who started tensorflow, we made it anon!
>Two Sigma, the world's largest hedge fund, became a node provider omg omg $1000000 eoy
>Staking any part of the supply will cause a mega moon because... because it just will ok? $1000 eoy

There is unlimited "Catalysts" from Chainlink and none will ever cause a shiba inu style run. It's truly amazing to witness

It's just now coming to light that it's a scam like everything else, and pretended to not be a scam by associating itself with reputable agencies and institutions that had no clue what the fuck an oracle was. Everything they've set out to do since day 1 has been a failure. The actual adoption they got was on par with the other shitcoins it came onto the scene with (SIA, DGB, NEO). It's the reason Sergey can't stand on his own accomplishments and has to pay people to shitpost/attack anyone who calls out their bullshit. They've dumped and spent about $18 billion since ICO and can't even get the features mentioned in the whitepaper to market.

>No corporate campus despite more runway than Google and Amazon combined their first 7 years
>Wasted billions on overhead, bloated salaries for shit devs like Dimitri who left for Instagram
>Paid a CMO to misspell 80% of the literature and marketing they put out the first 5 years
>CTO is always hiding because of how much money he's made off ICO ethereum and dumps from link
>Chief Scientist is more concerned with novels and old greek coins than Town Crier, DECO, Mixicles, CCIP mainnet and superlinear staking
>CEO has gained 85 pounds since ICO, is on 3 medications for obesity
>Paid advisors (Balaji S., Eric S., etc.) paid over $450 million since ICO
>Reached $20 in the summer of 2020, currently $18. In the summer of 2020, ethereum was $250
>Runs an annual conference where all of the industry's top scammers have participated (SBF, Alex Mashinsky, Justin from Tron, Bancor's entire staff, etc.)
>Said CCIP would be on mainnet in 2022, then Q3 2023, then Q4 2023, then Q1 2024 and still in beta
>No paying enterprise customers 7 years after launch

Total failure. The next man to go down in crypto will be Sergey, mark my words.

Yawn, yeah yeah let's get it over with. Insider here.

A real insider. I've been in the room with Sergey at least 85 times in the last decade. Longer than Chainlink has been alive. Some people here are conspiracy theorists. I've read some wild shit, some wild shit has been passed to me. What's not true, is that you "weren't supposed to be in the club". That's actually the thing, you are supposed to, you were supposed to hold Chainlink. What you didn't know is that Chainlink was a cleverly designed mouse trap to trap a certain kind of person. An observant monkey who saw people become wealthy holding coins and tokens. "Well that should be me. But what's next?" This was obvious. As far back as 2016-2017, the trap was carefully placed. The ICO, all of the ETH you handed over. The early days, when BTC was still a small cap compared to the equities and bonds of yesterday.

All of it was a trap to suck up your money. Imagine if you had bought and held ETH all this time. BTC and ETH are Gold and Silver. You have been counting on bronze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ioJ23XAl2z0

who was that asian girl anon who asked him about biz specifically? i just remeber almost having a heart attack on mutliple occasions. i remember her taking to ari juels before the talk, and we were all going crazy in the chat. does anyone else remember this. probably one of the greatest biz moments ever.

Take a minute to thank Sergey and Ari we would have no hope without them. Thank you lads

You guys have Chainlink stacks for your family members? I’m thinking I’ll give em 100 each

ITT we thank Sergey and Ari for being one of the only Cryptocurrency’s that are truly needed. We’ll done lads, thank you for letting me invest in the new internet