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>>9884986
No they are fucking retarded that's why they're normie

"Jerry! Get your ass in here, we're doing a massive FUD piece on Bitcoin- one article. We need you to write it,"

"me? but, I love bitco..."

"No, you hate it. How much FUD can we pack into the first two sentences? Do you have a video?"

"No,"

"FUCK. Fine. That's okay. Just use the Buffet quote again. Yes the one from months ago,"

"The rat poison one? They- They'll see right through it,"

"No they won't there will be 4 other compelling arguments,"

"Which are?"

"Well Jerry... it, it's rat poison for starters-- good, I'm glad you know. It's ma-- manipulated. Yeah. Like a god damn magic show with... smoke and mirrors. Write that down, Jerry. That's good. Then, I dunno, blame tether or something. Now, get your ass out here. Go write it, have it on my desk in an hour."

"Sir, that's only-- uh, that's only 4 items of FUD"

"Ha, you're smarter than you look kid. You got me there. Let me think.. hmm, got it. Call it a turd *chuckles*... now GO!"

Damn these guys really want our money. Crypto is a huge threat to the boys upstairs and obviously they want it dead. Too many people made it who aren't under their control. Are you falling for the FUD?

look at this 5-layer tiered FUD

>manipulated
>rat poison
>turd
>smoke and mirrors
>tether did it

MSM loved Buffet's "rat poison" quote so much they are still using it two months later kek