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>>29446096
Chainlink (Ticker: LINK) to $2.10, the price of a grande coffee at Starbucks

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>>26459996
I only work part time now. I told my boss either to give me part time hours or I quit so now I work part time.

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>>25487173
Because we're the best.

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>>21613692
Lol you think that's Sergey? That's a little chicken nugget dump. Sergey drops entire Big Macs.

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>>21080739
>a bunch of white men

Based

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>>20865746
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>>20867268
Frogs live rent free.

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>>19351199
checked
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BbY

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>>19027985
I kind of look like Sergey. Probably 20-30lbs slimmer. These fucking niggers are Chads.

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>>17198837
Even when it's a bull market, it's still a bear market for Chainlink, if you know what I mean...

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This man offers you 20 of his tokens if you let him ejaculate in your anus. What do you do?

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>>16251077
Staking announced tomorrow confirmed

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>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's anus, tearing up his sphincter*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you!

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>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb deep inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock inside linkie's anus*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?

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"Alright Marine, pants down."
>Unbuckles belt
"This ain't gonna hurt much."
>Unzips pants
"I'm about to put my seed inside you."
>Grabs his massive erect shaft, holds your hands against the wall
"Yes, bitch, bend over now, let me see your juicy asshole."
>Spits on his cock
"I'll give you 500 LINK if you stay quiet and let me rape your ass."

What do?

>> No.16080577 [View]
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I became gay because of Chainlink. How am I supposed to dump chainlink now? Chainlink is part of my identity. Chainlink is who I am.

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Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.15730219 [View]
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I like to be gay.
I like to hold Chainlink.

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Would you let this billionaire inject his male vitality deep into your rectum for 50 LINK?

>> No.15651563 [View]
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Sergey, please administer a load of cum deep into my anus

>> No.15650110 [View]
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I want to swallow his seminal juices.
I want to receive his sperm inside my rectum.

>> No.15626655 [View]
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I want to be penetrated by Sergey Nazarov.



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