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REDDIT DABS ON YOUR DEBPTS

>jews start covering their shorts
>price goes up maybe 2-3x
>paper handed redditors start selling despite the memes
>price drops
>more and more people sell
>shorts get covered
>GME drops basically to 0
>literally millions of angry reddit bagholders

It will happen.

>watching Tradingview at the movies
>intense scene as the 9.7k resistance is about to break
>slouch down in my seat and shout "YO, THESE BEAR NIGGAS FINNA BOUTA GETTA GOTTA GET DABBED ON!"
>Cineplex goes crazy
>black guy sucks his teeth and says "yo aight white boy"
>hear "he cute" from one of the girls

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

>he didn't pull out at 17-20k in an obvious bubble because he was greedy

PICKLE REDDITS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT

EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TME