/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54607316
>Household purchasers
>Have kid(s) at home
>Have pet(s) at home

>>54153831
>Optimism's gov token is 300mil circulating, 4.2 bil max
>It's trading at $2.43
It's so fucking over

>>53929840
>I'M IN LOVE WITH A PRACTICE GF
>I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PRACTICE GF

>>53821498
god fucking damnit

>>53808192
>Graduated from school a few years ago
>Made 65k in my first role
>Finally making over 100k now
>The goal for a good salary has gone up 40k in tandem with my salary
Fuck everything

>>53597374
>+0.2%

Could be worse, you could have a degree in film or theology

>t. Film and theology major

is kucoin my only choice for leverage (american)
my friend uses whitebit but he says he only keeps a couple hundred dollars worth and withdraws every night

>>52397950
Ironically enough Africa actually has decent fairy tales that often center around the Jester archetype. They could have just made a good OP based off one of those oral traditions.

Is today the day?

>>51722424
I've managed to get by faking interest and being funny. Made many friends and had some gfs even, but the problem is you can't keep doing that shit when you have more than a surface level relationship with people. Eventually they'll start to wonder how come they don't know anything about you even though they've spent so much time with you, and they'll question you about it, ask you if you distrust them. That's the worst part about this shit. It never ends and it isn't even social anxiety, something is just not there. I haven't been to /r9k/ for years but that social hierarchy of normalfag>cyborg>robot has always stuck to me. Too normal for robots, too weird for normalfaggots.

>DXY > 113
It's over

LUNC or a dogshit like dogelon mars.

Good luck OP, in the same boat. Mom has early onset Alzheimer's and dad is a double amputee. I’m their only child and working two wagies. Every day I hope I die in an accident at work that will payout for them to live comfortably.

Does it exist for the common man? A bot that can buy stocks, pull out of bad positions, keep gains, and continue to invest for you? Does it exist? Is there an app / website that sells this service as a one time fee?

I’m not talking trading platforms, I’m talking you out money in an account, and the ai bot randomly picks stocks, sees a downturn, pulls you out of a position, then reinvests in a different security. Over and over. Does anyone have one? How do I get one?

>tfw I will probably live long enough to wittness the systematic abolishment of individual travel/transport
I will miss the night drives

Imagine cuddling with her while she caresses your hair and tells you that "you did good and that everything is going to be ok"