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If you haven't invested in link yet you are a nigger and will die from the gay plague aids. Literally kys if you dont own at least 10,000 link. Dudes, it's tough but this is your last chance. Tell you what, I'll let you in on a little tip. Get a gf. No, get two gfs but only get serious about one. Start putting ads up on craigslist for whores. Make the whore of a bitch fall in love with you. Women are dumber than children so if you haven't figured how to fuck with them by now than stop reading, you are wasting your time. You other fags let's go.
So 50 shades of gray. Watch it with them. Reenact the fuck scenes. She is going to want more. A friend fucks "your bitch" and you like to watch. This isn't cucking because someone is paying you to fuck the dumb bitch you have convinced into believing that she means more to you than the 20 dollar blowjobs she gives your customers but it's good. Within no shit two weeks you will have 5k to dump into link. Thank me later anons.
1k eoy.

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