/biz/ - Business & Finance

>All it takes is dead nigger to collapse on the football field or for Trump to not be out in public for a week to get the stock market the jitters ;).
Fuck, you're right on this one. Imagine some nigger collapsing inside an Amazon warehouse from respiratory problems (induced by COVID-19), but he had to hide that fact and come to work otherwise he would be unable to pay rent and get evicted, or worse - lower his credit score more.

And then to top things off, because of how chaotic the Amazon warehouse is, he dies before he even gets to the hospital. It makes the national news. Protests everywhere, Amazon warehouses burned down by nigger arsons, bombings, riots calling for Jeff Bezos to step down from his CEO spot.. Amazon stock plummets to $1000 as all the soi Amazon consumers cry "tyranny! BLM!" - and the market takes a steep dive along with it as Trump disappears for a week due to safety concerns before the elections amid death threats coming his way.

I can see it now.

>Market is red
>VGT is +1.07%
Guess I know where my ETF money is going.

..Unless QQQ is the better play?