/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4623651
it's only up from here anon

>new gf
>she tells me she "invested" in stocks
>look into what she had "invested" in
>Some weird random stocks no one has ever heard of.
>+0.02% gain in 1 year
>she pays 600$ / year and pays a 270$ / year fee for the broker
>tell her to get the fuck out
>broker says she should invest more because the fees are eating her profits
>she says her bf already got 150% profit from bitcoin in a few months and she wants to put her money into it
>Broker: B-but this has fees too right?
>She: "Yes, 0.25% exchange fees that I pay once"
>Broker: How do I buy bitcoins?
>She: Laughs, leaves


This is what's happening right now