/biz/ - Business & Finance

What kind of event could trigger the crash?

An armed man with murderous intent comes to your house, demanding the whereabouts of a friend of yours. You know that your friend is currently tied to a railroad track together with 4 other people and in immediate danger of getting killed by an approaching trolley. As you think about how to answer, the man produces a switch from his pocket and explains that it can change the course of the very trolley headed to your friend's location. He offers to trade the switch for your friend's whereabouts. However, if the switch is used to redirect the trolley, it will then kill another person tied to another track. This singular person is also a friend of yours. Your second friend happens to be suicidal, which is why he actually tied himself to the track. However, he is also a world class doctor who is close to finding a cure for cancer.
What do you do?

So once the bull run eventually starts and the hordes of normies, /pol/acks and redditors flood this board, what memes/signals are we going to use to prove we were here during the bear market?

I am for one of these:
>"hi" mouse threads
>how to make money from fuck prostitutes
>stiff

>friend asked me if he can borrow $5k last year
>we agree on a 5% interest
>he pays me back the loan but without interest
>tells me I am the one who should be ashamed that I want the interest outta friend
>tell him we agreed on this
>he argues that he wouldn't want interest from me etc

I loaned him the money without any contract, we just talked about it in front of one friend (so I have 1 witness). Can I succeed if I take this to court or not?

>>13354684
>Doubles down and use student loans to buy more crypto

Put these into order of importance for making money:
>looks
>knowledge
>social circle
>family support (emotional or financial)
>education
>luck

If you fat smelly neets are so smart and know better than any developer on how to solve the oracle problem, why don't you come up with a solution yourself?

So today when I was drinking morning coffee and browsing /biz/, I stumbled upon the 'treated myself to new watch paid by my crypto gains' classic thread, and probably 90% of replies (there were like 15 replies in total) were posts like:
>LOL
>haha is this real?
and other retarded posts written by newfags.
Now, there is no bullrun that would justify such an infestation of newfags on this board, so can somebody fucking explain how can there be so many newfags when this board is probably the most inactive it has been in 2 years? And what do we do with it?

Can someone post link to that thread from few days ago where anons tried to pump a coin, I think it was BTC, and the moment they started buying it started dumping instead?
I remember there was a post with the screaming pepe image attached with the text "PUMP PUMP PUMP"
thanks

>walk into a store after BTC adoption
>"Hey, I'd like to buy pizza"
>"Sure, here's our BTC wallet :)
>shows QR code
>scan it and leave
>later at home check the BTC wallet
>see they have 50 BTC
>go rob the store knowing how much money I can get from the robbery beforehand

What the fuck? Bitcoin is just going to make this shit easier, everybody's financial situation is going to be exposed once they share their wallet.
You FUCKING idiots, BTC is not secure at all!!!

>someone advised here a week ago some suicidal anon to go no-technology detox for a week
>decide to try it out myself
>turn off phone, wi-fi router, no bluetooth headphones, and avoid pc
>during literally the first day of the detox, realize I feel like a completely different person
>no racing thoughts, the time slows down, become 10x more productive, sleep like a baby and focus on tasks like never before
>finally feel ALIVE
>this effect lasts the whole week
>after slowly transitioning back to tech, I feel like shit again

holy fuck, anybody tried it as well? I am seriously considering giving up the tech-jew or at least reducing the usage dramatically. also I feel like the wi-fi router and bluetooth waves fuck up with my mood but I might be paranoid at this point.

What do you guys think?

Why are boomers like this? I've been told multiple times by them that I am "wasting time" by not working - even if I make 3x in crypto as much as I would working in any starting job in my country. They say I'm not chasing life and that money isn't everything when I mention I'm making a nice amount. They also said the classic "crypto is a ponzi" meme.

Wat do?

>>9571618
How come you didn't kill yourself yet?

If I lose more money than I invest does that mean the IRS pays me capital gains tax?