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The dude left again. Must be trading crypto.

The dude left again. Must be trading crypto.

JK I have $100.

>receive a $200 tip on the job
>decide to invest it
>put 100 into NVIDIA
>decide to put the other 100 on memecoins to test my luck
>grab the first memecoin that pops up on dexscreener
>it's called $CATE
>get it its called cat with e because doge haha
We failed, and this is proof of it, not a single one of you have even an ounce of creativity and it shows, this is it? cate? i remember back in 2018 we got entired ivy league thesis backing memecoins, even the fucking scammers have lowered the standards, pack your bags, crypto is dead

I have $8000 saved.

>>58925269
this used to be the norm... 30 years ago
the idea that a single hwite male can just work to sustain himself and a family alone on a 9 to 5 job died the instant the 2008 collapse happened, there's a reason why you can either go inside the wagecage and live your life in a 1 inch condo eating instant noodles and havin 1 hour of leisure or neet farming airdrops from unicorn.meme/bot trading or shitcoin swinging and permantently never working again. Work has been a hellish torture for millenials and gen z already realized this which is why antiwork is a powerful movement

>>58917959
>>58918204
umm anons, im pretty sure that's a femoid

>>58739191
I've been unironically making money with spike, i sold all my link, i stopped calling escorts and i just did some credmaxxing on $spike and lo and behold im 12k up, i sold and bought more when it dipped a little and now im really cursing myself for believing in all of y'alls bullshit, if i didn't pay attention to all of you fudding different gems i would unironically be a millionaire right now
fuck you all, sincerely, go fuck yourselves you all lied to me

what the fuck are you even talking about mumu, why are you crying over spilled milk like that? the real gains are elsewhere, why do you think most anons are jerking off to the boxxy pumps? because alts are not it anymore, you should be celebrating the memecoin gains, not crying over fucking btc, who cares about btc
>its time to move on

>>58686264
>>58686354
wow, i uh feel kind of a dick now for always talking bad about my family, despite their bullshit when i told them i didnt like celebrating my birthdays (because of a traumatic event that happened when i was a kid) they respected it so besides calling me to say happy birthday and wish me a good day they never tried to pull bs like this on me
i think im gonna call them, idle nft games can wait i think i need to tell my family i love them

>>58664801
i was feeling bad for selling my btc below the top, thanks for cheering me up with your display of stupidity anon

whats up with all these recent nvidia fud threads

>>58651490
why are you like this?

>>58634726
>>58634952
>>58634973
Im going to be completely clear and frank here. Im falling asleep. Im literally, legit, falling asleep into the keyboard. In any second now i will just dive headfirst into my keyboard, smash my head and just feel pure pain as my whole bodyweight falls due to exhaustion, i've been looking for so long at charts i already begun to not recognize what is true and what isnt anymore

When you make it, you will eat beans?

>>58490284
You've been buying and selling the wrong cacacoins op, pajamas was right there, so was squid and so was avi, what the fuck were you investing on? Seriously

>>58478655
>community takeover
>already outperformed avi
>backed up by both the co founder of youtube
>and the co-founder of twitch
>schizofrenic community that keeps the token spinning
>the best fucking entry point in history for the guaranteed pump that is coming
Explain PAJAMAS then, bc this shit was literally made by the community

>>58461626
>tfw you realize crypto influencers are all paid shills
>tfw you realize even projects that heavily rely on communities like KENDU eventually need to reference shytoshi or some princes from the middle east to break 100 millies
>tfw you realize most influencers are rich and white
what the fuck frens you told me all shillers were brown but if you think about it the upper echelon of shillers are all white and jewish

>>58450502
>>58450535
>you vill ve forced to buy ze pajamas cat
>you vill ve work like ze zlave
>you vill compete in casinos for a chance to get out of ze race
>you vill own nothing
>and you will be happy
seriously the thought that $pajamas might be my last bastion and hope to make it is stressing me out

>>58426524
i actually did this, i currently have 20k followers on instagram just making reaction and prediction videos on when orbs and other p2e games are launching, its fun and people really buy into the stuff if you're above 7 and can speak with confidence

I did doordash all week and made $30.

Collecting neetbux, feeling comfy.

Every single <coin>/ETH chart look like ETH is about to MEGAPUMP over the next few months

Chainlink is about to break multi-year resistance against Bitcoin