>All fast food chains secretly bow to McDonalds Coin
>Devs are in contact with aliens
>MCDC whales possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the USA with an iron but fair fist
>Owns banks & McDonalds franchises globally
>MCDC whales are direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>MCDC will be used to bankroll the first cities on Mars (McDonaldia will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood look like Ronald McDonald himself
>MCDC whales are said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a coin which will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented financial progress with them
>MCDC devs own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have McNanobots™ inside you right now
>MCDC team are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>They took over the fast food industry in under a day
>Nation states invest the entirety of their gold reserves into MCDC. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only McKnox™
>The coin is actually about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, McDonalds Coin is a timeless currency existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plan of MCDC yet.