/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52983112
You fired the Herpes plague queen? How dare you disrespect Nurgle like that.

What would it take for the stock market bubble to burst?

give me profitable website/app ideas
unironically any codemonkey can create an app but coming up with ideas is impossible

GIVING MY WSB ACCOUNT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER

Just bought some DFEN. What else should I buy

N

When will the market crash

LINK will be $20 EOY and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to take your shekels.

Time to dump TQQQ. Secure profits before the dump

Markets will crash soon. Position yourself accordingly. The signs are growing stronger.

>>15145330
>>15145720
Well I would've said chug half a bottle of gin and just go to a trance/edm party, the more underground and niche the better. So long as you're moderately good looking, have some sense of rhythm, and can stomach ungodly amounts of liquor, you'd be gucci. Also depends on your age. That's my answer to a hedonist who knows what he wants in life.

If you're some kind of unholy faggot that want a relationship with a human woman where you both have to compromise and take the bad with the good, and be there for each other to develop something meaningful, like fucking gays or some shit, then locate what your passions are, and where in your local you could meet people with the same interests. You may get a girl, or you may get friends, either way you win. But lemme ask you this, does a reliable, trustworthy person who loves you for who you are really offset the fact that that is literally the softest shit in the world, like you might as well get bumfucked on the daily kinda soft?

>>15145356
>>15146109
Jesus fucking Christ. Take some pointers, anon.

>>15145628
>>15145276
The absolute state of /biz kek

>>15145799
checked and based
But eating ass > eating pussy, cause you could finger while eating ass but not the other way round.

>>15146008
>bodily fluids are gross
>implying the transfer and sensation, taste and smell of said fluids isn't actually the best part about going down on a girl after hearing her glass shattering, earth trembling moans and shrieks
Fucking normie

>to be cold and still gooey
Now that, I'll give you that. Best sex is hot, sweaty, drunk fucking sex where all bodily fluids are thinned out and mixed with sweat either way and everything just feels hazy and even dreamy at times.