/biz/ - Business & Finance

you violent half-monkeys need to be kept chained to the wheels of industry. trust me, it's for your own good.

>>58403125
>he doesn't know

>>58384847
>>58384871
https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-1.21-001-010:7

>YOU VILL NOT BUY THE CHUCK COIN
>YOU VILL BUY THE ANIME COIN
>YOU VILL BUY THE BOOB COIN
>AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

>>58164270
holy shit aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

The only thing that matters in the stock market is how much the regime likes your company. It's all being held up fake central bank funny money, and the regime won't inflate your stock price if they don't like you. Reddit is a prime example of this.

>work at a big bank
>always go down to the ground floor bathrooms to take my shits because no one is ever in them
>drop a fucking snake in the toilet
>wipe my ass like a dozen times
>the toilet straight up doesn't flush
>filled to the brim with nasty shit water
>"not my problem"
>go back to work
>come back down for lunch like 2 hours later
>hallway is cordoned off and it smells like a sewer in the lobby
>see Hispanic janitorial wagies carting the yellow mop buckets out of the hallway
>co-workers all remarking "oh my God what the fuck is that smell"
>mfw

>>57844521
>>57851538
>>57851650
I love Fumonero-chan doing Fumonero-chan things, brightens my day up.

>>57865735
>and they are buying back rn during the pump to 65k
i cant. my fucking sides!

>>57789929
Not losing, but should be gaining more

i'm 34 and got so far about 330k saved. at what point do i get to start spending the money? i'm a terrible worker and hate working and want to get off the fucking work hamster wheel.

nvda was flat yesterday while spot was up another 3%
you will own none of your music, and i will be happy

why am i sad we're pumping? i really wanted one last huge dump...

>buy now pay never

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57521223
The new normal

>buy now pay never

>>57504901
What's the point of migrants if they aren't debt saturated?

>>57495919
>He said he's waiting for a crash. He's still renting to this day.

The life of a rentoïd.

because I am pro-Israel, hate humanity, and love banking

How are we feeling about tomorrow now that it was revealed bears are actually selling the news? What does /biz/ think the initial pump and then dump will be?

you will hold BTC and you will be happy

>>56939043
Chainlink.com/refunds

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