/biz/ - Business & Finance

AI/algos are literally forcing us to evolve language in order to distance ourselves from the data its been trained on. This whole thing is fucking nuts

>people still needing to justify something through an antiquated and useless fundamental lens when prices have been shown to be moved overwhelmingly by hedge funds buying and selling any stock they want to live and die

get rid of the fundamentalsPill. Its fucking fake. Its always been fucking fake. This market isn't organic. It has always been steered by big money and you were just handed a toddler's toy thinking you were doing the steering. Lets put a brick in the accelerator and take a turn at the real steering wheel.

Will Fidelity confirm that they're distributing new shares and not splitting existing shares?

Find out never because they won't answer the question!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fidelityinvestments/comments/vt1n5p/comment/if51xb6/

h-hey guys president anon here, CERN will activate and I cant take pics because secrets but CERN will open up the portal to universe B which will unleash green candles at an unprecedented amount. Be prepared