/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Honey, I noticed there were a bunch of boxes of rolls of pennies under the bed today while you were at work
>There were 20 boxes of 50 Rolls each, I assumed they were from your little "coin searching" hobby and you must've put them there because you were too lazy to take them back to the bank
>They were too heavy for me to take to the bank myself, but thankfully... Chad... uh... happened to be over and he offered to drive them to the bank for me
>But when he was loading up his truck, he noticed they said "COPPER DO NOT SPEND" on the boxes, so I figured they must be worthless and started crying
>I was going to throw them away, but then Chad offered to buy them off of me for $250 out of the kindness of his heart, which I used as a down payment for some new GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!
>Honey, aren't you excited that I turned all that worthless trash you were hoarding into something nice for the both if us?
>Honey...

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>Honey I was cleaning out our room earlier today and I found a bunch of rolls of quarters and dimes under the bed
>I took them to the bank and they came out to $700 so I decided to treat myself and bought 3 pairs of new shoes with the money!
>I hope you don't mind, honey!
>Honey...