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>tfw 28yo touchless virgin
>all I do is staring at charts 16 hours a day trading crypto
>don‘t know any girls
>drive old beat up car and wear clothes from 8 years ago (they look mint because I rarely go out)

I will probably become a wizard, I can‘t really see how I would ever get a gf or get laid.
I‘m really 28 and never even seen a tit or a vagina, like I can‘t even possibly imagine what it would be like.
Like I still have so many questions that never got explained in 5th grades sex ed, like what do you do when she pulls down her pants and has a disgusting vagina and you can‘t get hard anymore?
Or how even attract a woman?
All this stuff is above my head and I‘m sure at this point its already too late anyway to try anything, like what kind of woman could a clueless dud like me even get now at 28?
Sure as fuck no prime teen pussy, there is probably only old used up sluts who want to settle down and fatties and other victims/damaged goods on the market.