/biz/ - Business & Finance

literally me dude

I think about getting out, getting my own place, etc, but what would I do differently that I don't do at my parents house?

I sit at home and browse the net or watch movies and blaze all day, a few times a week I will go for a hike or hit the town or whatever. I have time to cook, exercise, reflect, have tinder sluts over before 5pm, it's pretty great

If I moved out I would want to do the same shit but not have any time to because I'm working some SHITTY FUCKING JOB and on top of that have to worry about paying a minimum of $1000/month for rent and bills, owning a car without access to a garage, living in a shitty neighborhood and apartment maybe even with roommates, etc. my quality of life would be objectively worse

I moved back in with my folks due to the corona shit like 8 months ago but before that I lived alone from 18-21 and I was just broke and depressed all the time.

My only hope is unironically working on starting my own business, if you haven't developed a niche skill to do that I don't know what to tell ya

Probably when McAfee posted his phone number when he was sick in bed and I called him and said some shit about how his wife was a nigger whore and I don't even remember what he said


or when whatever like the 4th coin that was to go on coinbase leaked the night before

I bought a bunch and dumped the following morning but missed the peak by a fair bit because I was outside getting stoned or something. it didn't even matter it was just such manic fun and memes and camaraderie and pajeet shitcoins and pump and dump groups I think I will always look back fondly on that time in my life just chillin at my moms house, getting high as fuck and margin trading shitcoins on binance feeling like a god


what a wild ride, haven't been on since the first <$10K dumps and I liquidated well before, it's crazy to see how few threads are about crypto now

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I just turned 20 and I'm taking home $100K a year working as a Service Advisor at a luxury car dealership in a small/wealthy college town.

I had two piss easy automotive jobs through high school lasting no more than a few months (noted as years), and took a cakewalk $36 ASE Certification test to bolster my resume.

I'm paying $500/mo to live in a house with 4 other bros who are all going to college. These dudes are all like 22-24 years old, all at least $60K in debt. One of them is graduating this semester with a philosophy degree, and it's frankly hilarious seeing him absolutely freaking the fuck out on an existential level while I'm stacking benjis and living like a king. Dude's parents are paying his rent and are cutting him off once he graduates. He has no idea what he wants at this point. It's incredible to experience college life from a detached perspective, most of these kids don't know what the fuck they're doing and are just using college as an excuse to mooch off their parents and binge drink for as long as they can. Whenever I bring up plans after college with normies (not goal-oriented students), they're mostly completely aimless despite having a specific major or "want to go to graduate school" or some bullshit.

I don't really find my social life impacted by working full time, as my bros always have parties to go to or guests to bring over. Though sooner than later I'm going to get my own apartment or move cities and it might get a little lonesome.

For that reason, I intend to go back to college in a couple of years if I save up enough, but LITERALLY just for the selection of prime pussy as I will be even more of a chad as I continue growing. If I can't figure out a business venture in that time I might snag a meme degree and get into some corporate job with an auto manufacturer.

sorry for the blog post but yeah tldr college is a meme find an easy niche

I think I just failed all my classes for the 2nd semester in a row jej

I think I'll drop out and just do wageslave shit for a couple of years and/or make my fortune and maybe come back when I'm like 22 so I can get sum pussy

>be me
>19 y/o, hereditary poorfag to immigrant single mother (from Crimea, I spent the first 10 years of my life there too)
>living with poorfag mommy, going to community college
>had heart problems when I was a kid, had surgery, etc
>had a scare a couple of weeks ago, came to the hospital and told them what was happening, said I wanted an ultrasound done
>they say YOU NEED TO GO TO THE ER RIGHT NOW!!!
>being a naive kid I went to the ER, they sat me down in a room and took my blood pressure etc, 20 minutes later I got the ultrasound
>the lady tells me everything is alright, just need to take some meds
>phew, great - that's gonna be an expensive 40 minutes but I can handle the $500 bill I'm expecting

a week later the bill shows up

fucking $4,500.00
$150.00 to the ultrasound technician, the rest for "emergency room services", i.e. nurse took my blood pressure and I sat in a room unattended for 20 minutes

I'm royally fucking cucked, my mom lives paycheck to paycheck to the point that I pitch in a few hundred dollars a month so we can pay the bills, neither of us has any appreciable savings

We couldn't afford health insurance so that's not an option, but I decided to try and sign up for Medicaid as it covers bills up to 3 months retroactively
Our household makes more than the estimated $1800 monthly limit for inclusion, but I'll still send in an application

My question is, can I realistically claim I'm a homeless vagrant or some shit so they think I'm completely poor? How to into scamming the gov't? Fucking kill me bros I'm doomed to stay poor forever

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GOD I FUCKING WISH

don't give a shit about losses, I just want these smelly fucks off my board

>organic grocery store in high school
>somebody literally smeared shit all over one of the bathroom stalls one time
>it's all over the textured floor, no fucking way I'm gonna spend the next 2 hours of my life cleaning human shit
>tell dumbass gook kid to go clean it up
>the absolute madman actually does

>sandwich shop
>owner is literal cocaine addict
>has to "go to the bank" every hour or so
>constantly aggressively yells at everyone to go faster
>calls me into his office once a week and accuses me of stealing food or money
>say "uh no, not me"
>he says "ok, just checking"

>assembly plant, the 3 other "assemblers" are mexican women who no speak englais, 2 of them are pregnant
>vats of noxious adhesive sitting out in the open, we have to smear the adhesive onto the assembly with our bare hands
>get a pounding headache the minute i walk into the work area, the mexicunts somehow manage to just ignore it
>send HR a copy of the Safety Data Sheet, it clearly says it's an extreme health hazard to breathe the fumes, touch it, etc
>request that they provide adequate ventilation, organic vapor masks, gloves
>there's a single organic vapor mask sitting on my desk the next day, nobody says anything to me
>the owners and HR look at me with contempt every time I walk by, completely ignore my greetings
>sit there in my mask as these pregnant mexican women breathe cancerous fumes for 10 hours
>don't come back the next day

>driving a box truck, delivering electrical equipment
>$16/hr, not too bad of a job really
>guy assigned to train me is a complete fucking doofus manchild Canadian
>has disgusting fucking warts covering vast swathes of his hands, smells like dogshit
>insists on fingering every piece of paper I have to hold, touches the steering wheel, my tablet, etc
>somehow manage to not have a panic attack or something from the sheer disgust
>quit after two days because I'd have to spend 4 weeks in a truck with this fuck

I wish my parent weren't poor, 19yo here

fucking christ I never ID-verified my Bitgrail account and kept my coins on the exchange

now they have a literal 0btc withdrawal limit and you have to send them fucking sharpie in pooper bullshit

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Yes, unfortunately.

>got fired from work on the same day my crypto portfolio is down -50%

Have a bottle of vodka in my left hand and a loaded gun in my right. Which one will it be /biz/?

>>5608037
thanks for taking the time to type that out, it's solid advice

I accidentally left my 9999sat sell order for XRP up when I went to bed last night, big fucking mistake
been trippin balls all day about it, FOMO is strong

fuck it I'm gonna go get a goddamn burger

$300 in the green wit my measly 3k portfolio thanks to LTC

stacked the fuck up on XRP and XLM selling tips and buying dips last night

NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>4888844
not sure if srs but quad-dubs can't be lying

I can either buy a nice-ass E30 325is this Sunday or put $6000 into crypto, what do?

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b-buy the dip??

>>4867488
i got in at 17k before the dip today, i think we'll be ok desu

lost my source of income for a while,help me out pls
https://blockchain.info/payment_request?address=1C89AVVq1DjGDMwWWwDhq5haPUGLDxo8TB&amount=0.001&message=broke%20pls%20help

Hey /biz/
eastern european student poorfag here,
for various reasons (mainly time)
i can't work at the moment
lost my only source of internet income so can't even afford a mcdonald's menu once a day and now my apartment got fucking flooded
pls help and i'll forever be grateful to my amerifat overlords

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