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Holy shit
I just realized gambling shitcoins with my money is way more fun than seeing hookers

Ok so how do I actually get rich?
Is it a good strat to just keep most of my money in ETH/BTC, and occasionally pick a few random unknown coins, get some info, and throw a little bit of cash into em?

>Job interview, really shitty janitor position
>Question: "Do you feel it is more important to arrive on time and do a mediocre job, or to be a few minutes late and do a perfect job?"
>Well, you probably want me to do a perfect job, and if I'm late you don't have to pay me as much since I'm paid hourly. So the second one. That's what you want to hear, right?
>"Actually, we value punctuality."
Are boomers fucking retarded? When did stupid platitudes and corny "work ethic" memes become more important than the bottom line, bottom dollar?