/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20353541
half of the chainlink tokens automatically get swapped to ugandan wallets thanks to a smart contract

Heard through the grapevine that the reason service agreements got abandoned is because Thomas kept harassing Dimitri, calling him a 'dumb ass coon', making monkey noises during the Zoom conference calls whenever it was Dimitri's turn to talk and deleting his code in the private repo at every occasion. Dimitri for the most part didn't even care about Thomas' recurring racist remarks until one day he insulted his mom and Dimitri just blew a gasket and flew off the handle, he punched Thomas in the face so hard he broke his glasses. Thomas was so disturbed by this display of violence, he went straight to Sergey's office, asking for his dismissal and for the corporate insurance policy to cover his optic expenses. Sergey said he 'forgot' to file the paper work with the insurance and yawned very loudly, telling Thomas to 'go bother Adelyn instead'. Needless to say, Thomas had to pay for new glasses out of his own pocket, which further aggravated his views on porch monkeys so he started plotting a new scheme. He stole the last big mac in the company fridge and planted a note saying 'I ate it sorry - Dimitri' which prompted Sergey to fire Dimitri with thunderous fury. It was unethical to lie like this but Thomas finally got what he wanted. Adelyn experienced great sorrow after this sudden loss, realizing she couldn't demonstrate to her silicon valley friends how diverse and vibrant their team was anymore. Hence the recently launched grants program, estimated to cost between 500k and 1 million LINK tokens, with the aim to teach Solidity to hundreds of inner city youths. Basically the service agreements will never be finished...

>>20321447
>>20321452
oh no no no

uh oh linkies