/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fuck does
>enjoy your youth
mean and how is it that I can't make any money at the same time??

do you realize what 20's are for most Americans? they stay poor and in debt, get in even more debt, marry and shit out some kids by the end

how is that enjoyable
how is any of that remotely desirable

>>2001917
no
but in 2001 people got fucked because they were dumb enough to think they had a lot more value than they actually did
still, they provide real goods, services, and information

cryptocurrency's central value is that it can be used to buy child pornography and narcotics, so as soon as the world's governments start to act, all of your fucking money will disappear

I guess it doesn't matter because NEET's have very little money to begin with, seeing as the one up above was showing off about his new ralph lauren polos LMAO

>>1901594
>It's guaranteed by the SEC
no
it's regulated by the SEC and has SIPC insurance to protect against institutional risk
that is not at all the same as FDIC our NCUA and does not protect your principal investment

>and the one time they did
>guaranteed to preserve your principal
>almost always higher than savings accounts
>-1.00%
>covered by the interest
> 1% vs < -1.00%

nevermind the fact that you have to hold mmf's in a brokerage accounts with way longer settling periods than what you'd need for a quick-access liquid emergency fund

>>1112896
>mfw I tell people pancakes are best with sour cream

i dont understand the value in this product

is it aimed at illiterate cardio bunnies?