/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49625386
>Take 500k
>Invest them all on QOM
>wait 2 to 3 months for that next pump
>Once it moons take half, buy a vip ticket and go meet Jay-Z
>The dude is chill so you ask him to have a dinner with you, since he sees your massive wealth and mind for bussiness (and your gun pointing at his head) he accepts, you both order great sea urchin ceviche and head to your apartment, where you listen to huey luois and the news and share a cigar, you then drive him back to his home.
>In the morning his family reports that he has sadly passed out, suicide

>>49419080