/biz/ - Business & Finance

>HODL my dudes

>>54962255

they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>TH-THERE'S NO PROBLEM, L-LIGHTNING N-N-NET S-SOLVES THIS!

>>54683627
>I'm here to warn you all with shit I just made up because I can't refute you

>>54102872
>heh people can use it to buy illegal things therefore it doesn't count

>>53747258
>darkweb marketplaces and ransomware are bitcoin only please do NOT look into this yourself
>You know that protest that failed and ruined people's lives when their transactions were traced and frozen? Yep that was bitcoin baby!

>UMM DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BITCOIN IS USELESS THAT'S WHY IT'S A HECKING GREAT STORE OF VALUE!

>Its amazing how the mid and low,iq tiers continue to conflate bitcoin and crypto and while crypto crashes and burns like so many copycat assets bitcoin continues to make inroads with people at all levels of society and all over the world because as long as you can read books and understand concepts at a level above high school you can understand that
>There
>Is
>Simply
>No
>Second
>Best.
>[reddit space]
>Im convinced nu-biz will buy bitcoin after jerome powell and even then still not understand why their favorite shitcoin is not the global standard.

>okay so bitcoin really is useless but ummm... thats why it's le great store of value!
>if it worked as peer-to-peer electronic cash people would spend it and the hecking price would go down!

>I am unironically now a bitcoin maxi. Lightning network solves all transaction time and privacy issues. Give me your best anti-bitcoin arguments.

I love that maxipads readily admit that Monero is a superior peer-to-peer electronic cash. It's already taken king shitcoins original use case and it won't be long until it takes the store of value narrative too.

>THE BOTTOM IS IN!!!!1

>>29740707
>maybe one day you will understand what bitcoin is and why it is valued magnitudes higher than any shitcoin.
>immediately after he failed to explain what it supposedly does
top kek
the absolute STATE of maxipads

>bitcoin price crashing
>maxipads will return to reddit
How do I long the average /biz/ IQ?

THE KING IS MOVING

You did tether, right anon ?
Anon answer me
You did right ?

Just the other day I lost ownership of my tesla as an individual stole the keys out of my satchel while I was ordering my onions frappucino. Unfortunately I was unable to verify the thief's pgp key so I could not put out an anonymous hit on him. I returned home to tell my wife but to my dismay I only found a woman at home that looked exactly like my wife but was unable to publicly sign the private key I had given her to verify our marriage, claiming it had been left in my tesla. Obviously i moved out immediately as I could not trustlessly verify the identity of this woman claiming to be my wife.

Some time passed and one day I was lucky enough to come across my tesla. Chasing down the young man who had parked it I demanded his pgp key so that i could initiate a ransomware smart contract to blackmail him into returning the private keys of my car to me. To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin

>t. such a retarded norman you just entered crypto a year ago

>Dont buy bsv
>Its not bitcoin
>Bitcoin was created by Hal Finney and Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto
>Blockstream is a gov hijack attempt before ban and Craig is a scamartist

How badly would BTC maxis seethe if Doge became the number one crypto?

>>28033405
Wait for the cope when it flips btc

>NOOOOOOOO HAVENT NORMIES EVER HEARD OF TONE VAYS OR ANDREAS???? WHY ARE THEY BUYING THIS SHITCOIN INSTEAD OF MY SHITCOIN AHHHHHHHH

>WHY IS ELON SHILLING AN INFLATIONARY SHITCOIN? THIS RETARD TOOK BITCOIN OUT FROM HIS BIO TOO WHAT A STUPID SCAMMER I NEED NORMIES TO BUY AND HOLD BTC NOT DOGE

>ABANDON ALL ALTS THE KING IS MOVING