/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27757772
>YOU CAN'T BEAT THE MARKET!!!!
nah fuck you nigger. i'll continue to dump my money into TQQQ and ARK Invest ETFs. even with the once every 5-10 year (((market crashes))) i'll still be miles ahead of your faggot ass 7% dollar cost VOO boomer returns (2% after you discount for real inflations and not what the jews at the BLS/CPI tell you.)

>SHORT LADDER ATTACK

STOP BEING POOR

>STOP BEING POOR

>STOP BEING POOR.

>>27564848
Great advice! Have some gold kind stranger!

>"I INVEST IN CRYPTO BECAUSE I LIKE PRIVACY!!!"
*Submits passport and SSN scans*
>"I'M A SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL!!"
*Scans driver's license and bank statement*
>"CRYPTO PROTECTS ME FROM INFLATION!!"
*Loses 85% portfolio value in 1 hour*
>"I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH SLOW, OUTDATED BANKS!!!"
*Waits 6 days for BTC transfer*
>"IT'S THE FUTURE OF PRIVACY"
*Re-confirms cellphone, email, home address, and facescan*
>"IT'S JUST SO HECKIN FUTURISTIC!"
*Loses 6% of trade to exchange fees*
>"AND PRIVATE!!"
*Locked out of trading platform for transferring too many coins*

GME, keyed!

This literally feels like that moment in the movies where the heroes are just getting obliterated. Slow motion scenes of you're least favourite character (paper hands) sprawled out on the ground, the leader just battered, broken and nearly defeated while the villain goes through their monologue.
You think this is the end? It is still far, far too high for them to have reconciled their shorts.
The monologue will be interrupted, the wellspring of hope need only start with a tiny snap.
Hold ladies and gentlemen, and be a part of history.

>THE SQUEEZE IS OVER!!! SELL!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha.

>Remember to take out your initial investment!!!!

>>27281717
"but if you hold, the epic reddit squeezerino is gonna happen overnight and the stock will go to 300 in a matter of seconds"

>Be part of something bigger

>>26727022
>up 300 percent
>down 16 percent after hours
>net performance up 284 percent
>oh no no no

>"Don't get married to your bags!"

>It is hard to explain how scared I was of incel looking white guys for a while

>>26173084
>A. Lange & Sohne

>>26080030
Wow thanks for the tip, anon. Any more helpful knowledge?

>>25935978
>web dev

IVE DELETED MY BLOCKFOLIO
TIME IN THE MARKET > TIMING THE MARKET
HODL
ITS JUST A DIP

TA-fag hate thread

>>25637022
heckin coordinated fuderino

>>25574856
>HECKIN FRENS!

This is not a place for companionship.

>WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT! I JUST PUT ALL OF MY MONEY INTO BITCOIN AT 28.2K AND IN A FEW MONTHS ITS GOING TO GO TO 100K!