/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13063407
NIGGER ALERT WHOOOOOOP WHOOOOP THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>>11436538
Yeah my own kid (12 years old) gave me a fake low five, at football practice and pulled his hand away at the last second and dabbed. It was humiliating. I’m a coach. Now I pray for him to get severe injuries.

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>>11043762
Ok buddy. Pep boys (again their amount of locations and actual service quality being shiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTT) is irrelevant and the conversation that actual grownups are having is about overall company and stocks

Hint: /biz/

I’m sorry you work at fucking pep boys, have you gotten an oily doily yet!? I bet you have. And if you haven’t you fucking know your day is coming. Literal sex crimes happen at your store.

Shggty diggggity

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>be 18
>working at the king of all burgers.
>love cleaning dining room because I hate drive thru
>everyone does.
>mop mop mop doobity doo, flip over the chairs on the tabley boo.
>final leg of task. Clean bathrooms.
>walk in to restroom. Shit smell is present, nothing new.
>almost always people leave shit in the toilet at fast food joints never fails.
>something...is ....different this time.
>”requeum” playing as I push open stall door. Biggest shit I’ve ever seen. Brown and green.
>looks like an entire frat house shit out a full keg as one slimy egg.
>looks like a mammoth brain with its noddle like surface. Literally like a brain made of shit.
>I shit you not it mounded majestically over the invisible plane that would cut across the seat.
>Someone had to hover over to finish, as it literally would have had the persons ass cheeks imprinted in it as the apex of it’s height reached over the seat.
>like someone fed 10 horses Arby’s for a week straight then backed them into the stall.
>tell bull dyke manager, as I gasped for sweet life giving oxygen in the kitchen, fire me if you want but I am not cleaning that.
>she calls me a pussy, matches into bathroom. Gags instantly and severely. She knows im right.
>MFW it was the women’s room.
>MFW this asshole fucking hesher that I hated had to put the grease gloves on (they go all the way up your arms), and break it up and piece by muddy piece put it in a trash bin.

It was literally 20 pounds or more of shit.

What’s going on in thi-

>>9748254
Oh sorry did I ruin the show?

If I don’t see some creativity or originality I call it out.

>I’m not in the mood for your crap today Gary.

>>9672805
>NOOB SAIBOT FFFUUCK

>>9571928
Post any proof of your claims.

9 years of obsessing about something you must have more than anecdotal or generic ravings?

I’ll wait while you feverishly pump your meat in the corner to try and get it up for me big boy...we both know you can’t.

>>9192799
IKR I SEE THESE FAGS 100 TIMES A DAY IRL. KYS KYC KFC UFC FUC SUCC

>>8915745
Enlighten us you fucking useless, virtue signaling cuckold.

>>8905394
No u

>>8869028
BWAHAHAHAHA

>>8844588
Oh faggot, you summoned me and now you’ll taste my sack again. I’m going to bury my fuckingvfat white cock somdeep in your Hindi throat you’ll be singing Bollywood showtunes just to gain oxygen in survivable intervals.

Prepare your rectum sanjay. You know who I am and what I do. You fucking apologize right fucking now or let the bloodshed begin

>I’ve BTFO this same pajeet so many times that he even fucking admitted what a fudworm he was in one of the threads.

>>8829484
APOLLOS FUCKING EYES!