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>>52751328
Kek mate 2 more weeks yeah?

>>11444139
>>11444176

>cant even make eye contact with Stacy let alone flirt with her

Its fucking over.

>Laid off
>As an accountant

>Be me
>At Tim Horton's for my morning coffee while I finish up a project for my company
>Look over my laptop and see an old college buddy
>"Blake!" I shout. "How's is going, buddy?"
>The two of us then make small talk until I bring up work
>"Man," I say, "you must be running your company by now. Don't you have a master's in accounting now?"
>"Well, actually I'm looking for a new place," he says.
>"Is the place you're working at now just not a good fit?"
>"Well, actually, I got laid off."
>I then stop and stare at him
>Holding in a laugh and a fart, I try sipping my coffee
>My hands shake as I continue to stifle my amusement
>Hot coffee flies all over the table, my boner growing to full mass
>Finally, I bend over and pound on the table, laughing like a madman
>The entire store is looking at us while I shriek in joy
>Crying so hard that I could give an African tribe enough to have Kwanzaa feast with
>"Dude, what's your problem?!" he asks
>Leaning over to him, I whisper in his ear
>Laid off
>As an accountant

Guys, I need help getting motivated. I'm studying math, but I'm finding myself becoming less and less interested day after day. You guys build up STEM like Jesus, and I really don't want to become le laid off accountant man.

How do you stay motivated to pursue your goals? Anyone got any motivational math pictures/videos/articles/anything?

>Laid off
>As an accountant

>>642980
As an accountant?

>>641308
>Laid off
>As a chemical engineer

>Laid off
>As an accountant

>Laid off
>As an accountant

OK, guys. What should my major is school be? It seems like everything I pick gets shot down as unachievable, so I thought I'd have you guys tell me what to major in. Let me just say that I suck at science, technology, engineering and math. I understand that life is all about hating what you do, but if I fail, I still don't want to get
>laid off
>as an accountant

>Getting laid off
>As an accountant

>laid off
>as an accountant

>getting laid off
>as an accountant

>Getting laid off as an accountant