/biz/ - Business & Finance

Okay this isn't a joke post but how much of the glamourous lifestyle stuff that you NEETs post about is actually true? I have a big job offer that my family connections got me but I'm considering declining it and going NEET - I have good savings and stuff but my family will likely kick me out.

Can I travel the world etc. on benefits? I'm thinking initially I'll just stay in hotels in whatever major city I am in then in a few years after saving and investing will get my first home. Planning on Japan then Hong Kong then Singapore for my first trip.

So please, tell me now - will I be able to travel/meet glamourous people/learn/experience life etc. as a NEET? Or is it just a meme?

>Is the US/Israeli military the only thing backing the value of US dollar?

Ironically (((they))) blame it on the NEETs

NEET guru here

my Monday will be like this

>wake up early
>shit shower shave brush teeth
>brew some coffee
>read a few chapters of a book enjoy my coffee
>mobility exercises/couple of rounds on muay thai bag/stretch
>eat a dollop of peanut butter or some eggs
>read financial news and other things, check accounts
>go to gym: cardio, weights
>come home, shower then stretch
>eat post workout meal
>relax, maybe watch some fights online
>free reading, shitposting rest of the day and maybe another exercise session with my home gym stuff
>sleep early

god i love my life

WAKIE WAKIE EAST COAST WAGIES
TIME TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK AND EARN MY NEETBUX

7 months ago I convinced my doctor, psychologist and psychiatrist that I am schizophrenic and chronically depressed (I am not). 5 months after the first talk I have welfare that I will receive until I am better. (LOL) They also got me a small home, because I need "rest".

Cheating the system is laughably easy, just say you think you might be dangerous if left on the street, they would rather give you money and a home than risk you shooting up a school out of desperation.

I won the game, without ever playing it.

>>10318316

>>9927559
im almost jealous. If only you could do it remotely and set your own schedule

taprivals is a new gaming platform about to pay out in ETH.
I'm going to use it in my spare time to accumulate more ETH for free. The true NEET life.

Yes, I will have fries with that. Just to give you a heads up for tomorrow, champ.

ORI, Origami network. Only $2.5mil MC and 5.5mil total supply. Could skyrocket if executed correctly. Maybe not a 1000x but hoping for something close to that. Good night!

>>9414716
NEET GANG

I want to be the Pepe on the right.

>>9298976
Because you're stuck in the (((working hard))) mindset. Which is a wagecuck.

You realize you're considered a resource? Like a natural resource? That's how these companies view you. Thats why they have a (((Human Resources))) department.

Wagecucking is a race to the bottom. What kind of man sells his time to another for the lowest price? It wouldnt be so bad if the job market wasnt so watered down. The job market is akin to putting your profile up on a dating website. The value of everyone is lowered because there are so many people out there willing to work for jack shit. In part thanks to Feminism.

Don't be a wagecuck. Your time is valuable.

>>9115077
I get every benefit possible, I get disability benefits, food stamps, welfare and live in government house, steal my neighbors wifi and only pay about $200 a month for the actual bills I have to pay or extra food/games etc. (What's left which is about $700) invest in crypto. Feelsgood to be a neet :)

Fellow NEETs, should I buy the ultimate Chad vaporware Cardano, or the unknown ZenCash?

The true life of a modern NEET is checking our portfolios and then going to the gym each day. When ladies ask "what's ur job?" just reply "currency trader" and they literally think you're some type of genius. It's disgustingly easy and fulfilling

NEET here. Hungry and exhausted at work, wagie?

I just finished this delicious footlong from subway. There's nothing more satisfying than getting a sandwich made with fresh ingredients that was HAND CRAFTED to fit MY desires by a qualified sandwich artist.

Now that I've ensured that my body received the healthy and fresh nutrients it needs. -yaaawnn- I think I'm going to take a nap.

Don't worry, wagecuck. Your two days of freedom are almost here, but then again, tick tock goes the clock, wagecuck.

As they say wagecuckie. Another day, another dollar.

>>8732692
WTF i didn't even get in and already made 50x from POWM, like WHAT?!
i got illuminated. thank you anon. will go all in now. OMFG IT JUST 20x again i got millions MILLIONS!

>>8711061
the prophecy is true

Now that Chinese dropshipping, Shopify and Teespring t-shirts, SEO and affiliate marketing, buying and HODLing crypto, and starting blogs are oversaturated, what is the best way for a NEET with very few skills to make money with the least amount of effort?

ascended
>Rich crypto NEET

Chad
>Hedge Fund Manager, CEO of big company. Private Equity Associate, Investment Banker, rich NEET with wealthy family.

Tryone
>pro sports player.
>drug dealer.
>pimp
>rapper.


Brad
>luxury Real Estate Agent, Big 4 Law, Surgeon, dentist.

Cuck/normalfag
>Accountant, Hospitality, Government, any other cubicle slave for some big corporation, blue collar trades, teacher.

Soyboy/numale
>Programmer, Engineer, Non Big 4 Law, IT, writer for some online news company, anything in "Tech"

SAD
>Stock Trader, Sales, Entrepreneur, retail, food industry.

Where do you rank anons?

>>8158908
wagecucks on perpetual suicide watch

https://youtu.be/CJ_HTABr7hA

Why aren't you living the comfy NEET life, biz?