/biz/ - Business & Finance

i smoked crack today. i didn't even lose much money today. I haven't had sex with my gf in 2021 yet. Been together 10 years now and it's shit sex lifed died. Fuck

>>6589596
Not shitcoins but I just sold for a loss on a stock held over night.

>>620031
this

there is a script you have to follow, tactics that they make you use, and you NEVER hang up unless the target does first.

my worst story

>be innauniversity
>trying to get donations
>i am assigned the alumni pool of targets
>supposedly easy marks as these people have donated before
>hit the start button, program starts to auto dial
>"ok, this isn't so bad"
>phone rings, some man picks up
>man: "hello?"
>me: "hello sir --insert script--- can i jew you for some shekels?"
>man: "are you kidding me right now? listen you couldn't have called at a worst time, my wife just had a miscarriage, is this anything important?"
>completely spilling my spaghetti at this point
>panicking, can't hang up, but this guy sounds really pissed
>look over to boss
>she is playing solitaire in her office not giving a single fuck about her job
>cut my losses
>"o-ok thank you sir! have a nice night"
>bullet dodged, will probably get reprimanded for hanging up, but better than trying to milk that poor bastard
>queue up my auto dialer again
>phone rings, another man picks up
>"hello sir! --script-- can i-"
>man: "YOU AGAIN? YOU JUST CALLED, LISTEN HERE YOU-"
>hang up immediately
>look that my auto dialer had accidentally called the same number again cause i forgot to input the command to skip that number
>immediately get up from my seat
>go back to my dorm room, turn on an episode of family guy and begin to cry/masturbate

>high school dropout
>almost 30
>only making $55k/year
have I ruined my chances at having a successful life?