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>>57492147
>Give me the short story please but only if it's funny. If not ignore this post
tl;dr
>koldfag shorts lithium
>insufferable faggot who comes ITT every so often to tell everyone he's the smartest and bestest thing ever, swears koldfag will be liquidated, starts screencapping his posts and gloating way too early
>ends up getting utterly btfo'd goes silent (as usual) as koldfag posts massive returns on shorts
>faggot will be back one day claiming he doesnt care, doesnt think about it, rent free etc etc and quietly delete all his screencaps
It's less funny and more satisfying imo, but still funny.

>>55622508
Thought of you when I saw this in a museum.