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Adolf Hitler spoke to me in a DMT trip a month ago. He said "great things are coming for Chainlink son of Wotan" and we went straight to $15 a few weeks later.

Well, I did it again. I spoke to him at his desk in the Reich Chancellory building and he said "the second stage begins soon."

He said that when we reach the fourth stage (meaning Fourth Reich) a "New Order" to the world will be brought about and ruled by the next manifestation of Odin - Sergey Nazarov for around 10000 years.

Heil Sergey.

Imagine not being all in Link.

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

Sergey Nazarov of Smartcontract.com has announced a partnership with the NSDAP of Nazi Germany.

Speaking at Blockchain week San Francisco, Sergey stated that together they will destroy the "International Jewish World Order".

When questioned about his offensive words, Sergey became visibly sexually aroused and assaulted a Jewish reporter.

Sergey Nazarov of Smartcontract.com has announced a partnership with the NSDAP of Nazi Germany.

Speaking at Blockchain week San Francisco, Sergey stated that together they will destroy the "International Jewish World Order".

When asked by reporters about his offensive comments, Sergey mimicked a Jew choking on Zyklon B before running off and attacking a synagogue.

Sergey Nazarov of Smartcontract.com has announced a partnership with the NSDAP of Nazi Germany.

Speaking at Blockchain week San Francisco, Sergey stated that together they will destroy the "International Jewish World Order".