/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12380443
stocks, withdraw as soon as the housing market crashes, and buy a house

then continue getting more stocks while resting confidently knowing theres no way your house will decrease any further (unless gentrification)

also stocks are exponentially more liquid than a house, and you dont want to be stuck with a bad house purchase in your 20's, your 20's is the best time to move and reset your life when things go bad, and a huge illiquid asset (house) will drag you down if you experience any negative surprises in life

a house is something you settle down in once you have life figured out, not something to get when you are a total newb at life

>>12380463
>buy a bunch of cloth dye
>drench bright boxers
>???
>profit

also who gives a fuck what color your underwear is? the only way someone is going to see it is if they are already ready to fugg anyways