/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58345627
>he plans to make it on a spongebob coin backed by notorious PnD individuals

BTC $70k
LINK $19

>>57709718
lmao it was the only picture of her I have in my chainlink employees folder
get over yourself

>There is someone on this board unironically shorting Bitcoin

>>56604337
kek holy fucking shit we got a wild one
what is
>newpipe / yt vanced
or
>yt-dlp + ffmpeg + mpv

google ALREADY harvests all your data and sells it everyone, and you think you're beating the system by giving them a few extra ruppees

absolute cattle, you may as well go take a photo of your starbucks coffee with a new iphone you dumb gorilla nigger

>>56470047
>inflation easing

>>56220960
My SIDES this is more than likely.

>>55811402
>imagine not locking up 15% of your portfolio at 8x reward rate because just that 15% would earn as much as your full stack unlocked
Risk reward my dude
I'm ride or die, so far the ride has been pleasant for me as a post-186 LP share buyer.

>>55786197
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Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>55766541
You actually need to pump for a pump and dump, this token is more of a dump and dump

>>55617566
FUCKIN KEK

>>55587163
AHAHAHAHAHAH

Ripple is to crypto what jannies are to 4chan

>>55540302
poor fucker

Lol you got jannied last attempt. As I was gonna say

When kek fuddies are doing so atrociously bad at their job that they started programming bots.

>>55015563
>lose 66% of your net worth
>you stil have 100% of your net worth
>you will always have 100% of your net worth
>you can never lose any percent of your net worth if it's always at 100%
how the FUCK is math real?

You will never be a real identity provider. You have no biometrics, you have no regulatory approval, you have no ongoing monitoring. You are a credential sharing platform glorified by buzzwords about blockchain into a crude mockery of true identity.
All the “validation” you get is misunderstanding and non-compliant. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” implement actual solutions behind closed doors.
Institutions are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of KYC and AML have allowed institutions to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even DIDs who “verify” through soul bound tokens and ZKP won’t be accepted. Your lack of biometry at the base level is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a green check mark NFT, any serious clients will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your failure to acquire a license.
You will never be compliant. You wrench out a fake verification every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the regulation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy $ID, run a VNO, stake your tokens, and comply with regulations. Your clients will find you, relieved that they no longer have to risk dealing with the authorities. They’ll delegate their tokens to a VNO with a better reputation than yours, and every Everchain observer for the rest of eternity will know a superior solution is used. Your project will decay and go back to the dust, or you will be sent to prison and get butt raped daily by Tyrone and his gang.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>he missed the generational bottom at 15k
>he got greedy waiting for 10k that never came
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>54352810

Getting people to withdraw their full cash balances from banks and brokers to keep it under their mattress during record high inflation has to be the funniest baiting the Jews have ever done

I for one salute you brave retards for funding the federal government

Lol Americans with all their guns still won’t do shit to the bankers. You enjoy getting fucked by Jewish cock, don’t you amerimutts? If you were actually mad, SVB execs and Wall Street would be hanging from lamp posts. But they got out with millions before the crash. Just lol.

>it’s actually just more Californians and nords all the way down

https://www.nbim.no/no/publikasjoner/horingsuttalelser/2011-og-eldre/joint-submission-to-the-iirc-re-discussion-paper-on-integrated-reporting/

Finance is the best fucking industry lmao

>yeah kid, here’s a couple ten billion dollars worth of options these two dudes decided to trade, you’re going to be the sole person in charge of making sure these all settle and execute fine, have fun

>starts off calling people idiots
>begins shilling GME
You can’t make this shit up