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>>50531565
*Rick calls in his expert buddy*
>Rick, do you know what we have here? It’s a mint condition Super NES CD-ROM. It’s one of the rarest pieces in video game history.
>Welp, that’s great. Thanks for your time.
*Ricks buddy leaves*
>So how much were you looking to get for this?
>Well, I mean the guy said it was practically priceless.
>Tell you what, I’ll give you a hundred bucks for it.
>Uh.. no.. I think that’s much too low.
>Look man, I gotta make a profit on this thing. I’m the middleman in this transaction. It’s gonna be taking up a lot of space on my shelf and it’s not every day that someone’s comes in asking for one of these.
>I don’t know...
>We pay in cash, I can get you the money right now, take it off your hands right now for you.
>Well... okay.
*Rock music plays and guy gets interviewed*
>Wasn’t as much as I would’ve liked to get, but it was just gathering dust in my attic, so... *guy shrugs*