/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gentlemen, my assistant has informed me that some of you were slightly disappointed by my choice to abstain from the mention of a very certain, very special word.
Unfortunately - I do admit, I am forced to disappoint you tonight, for I cannot bring myself to say it; it has been a personal etiquette of mine to forego the use of slurs for any group other than jannies and wagies.

In my experience, the use thereof has only tended to bias the aforementioned groups against our cause, gentlemen; as such, although I do not condemn other good frogs' use of the term, I am afraid that I cannot. There are a certain few good fellows of the tribe, and I cannot bring myself to oust them like this - I feel that it would be unkind of me to treat them so.

After all, unkindness is but a gesture of bitter wagies and jannies - we, gentlemen, are above this. Remember, we are trying to *wink* rescue the wagies from their cagies, by spreading our gospel.

>>26367320
600k unironically

Good to see lgcy threads slowly pick up

If your here, you're still early

Wagmi

Suicide and make it stacks?

10,000ETH?
Shit, I meant 10,000 LINKIES.
What's that?
This nation's GDP isn't worth 10,000 LINK?

I guess I'll be taking the women, children and property too.

>120,000 eRSDL
>500,000 Freedom Reserve
>16 JusDeFi
>2.5 ETH
>1 CLOVID

*AHEM*
Gentlemen, I just wanted to say, FUCK LITION.
>tomochain is a vechain ripoff
>lition is basically gonna turn into a supply chain token
>bought 10,000 because I thought that it had a future, primarily because based German team
>Germans, in tune with their modern cuck philosophy, sold out to the fucking Chinese
I only lost about $100, because I waited for the second mini-spike after the announcement, but I'm warning all of you that are still staked - this

Bye, bye, shitty litties.

Gentlemen, I just want to say that I'll never work again in my life. Here is a list of my lifetime employment:
>1 month as a dishswasher when I was 15
>3 months of employment as an IT support specialist for a university as a co-op student before corona began and I dropped out

Wageslavery is for wageslaves, and I will spend my life pursuing greater things. I'm going off the grid, to live in a sustainable and self-sufficient manner. If I have to, I would rather live in a box van or trailer, but I will never wageslave.
Given that I am an involuntary member of society (forced to pay property taxes for public services I'd never use, refugees, etc.), I deem it to be my public duty to collect as much money from welfare as humanly possible.
Simultaneously, I'm working on generating sustainable passive income from investing, side-hobbies and accumulation of precious metals. Additionally, I enjoy building model cars in my spare time, and so, might make some money selling those periodically.

I consider welfare to be suitable compensation for having had my mental health destroyed by cities, my lungs filled with exhaust fumes, and my attention span fragmented by (mandatory) social media.

In a perfect world, by next year, I'll buy a houseboat and go from port to port, spending my life in adventure, getting /fit/, indulging in my hobbies, projects and passions, going /out/ and shitposting here. The Industrial World is of no interest to me, and so, I am not planning to get a vaccine. Honestly, the access to public transport and education (both of which are shitty and corrupt systems) isn't important to me, for I don't care about participating in the mainstream.

Normies are shallow and boring, so I'd much rather just bee myself than waste my life trying to emulate them. That is all.

*ting ting ting* coof

https://www.producthunt.com/posts/fuse-studio-3

>>21083747
shorting the USD together, absolutely based.

>Chinese Virus
Viruses aren't usually named by the country of origin but by the country where they spread the most. So please use the correct naming convention and call it the American Flu

Reminder that rent will be coming due at the beginning of April 1st. I encourage you to make the payment early if you're running low on money because of the economic collapse . The Virus is no excuse to be late on your rent and there will be no tolerance for missed payments. You don't want to get evicted now do you? It's a dangerous world out there.

>>17954969
>Fucking this
People who were laughing at me in January for buying toilet paper, food, and masks are now shitting themselves and have nothing to wipe with. Fuck'em, let them all burn!

>>17954839
I am a total a piece of shit. Sorry not sorry.