/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>go out partying and bang this cute chick
>come home drunk, wake up next day at 1pm
>go downstairs
>see some stranger making eggs
>"WTF are you doing get out my house!"
>he turns to me
>he flips over a half-cooked egg and says in a calm voice; "you've just been blockDAG'd"
>then sprints to the door and sticks his dick in the keyhole
>"OOOOHH yaaahh. you liek taht??!?. bulletproof IMPROVE. EFFICIENT. FIX AUDIT REPORT. 300%%."
>he crawls on the floor and licks the spilled oil off my feet
>looks up into my eyes and says. "ya BASIC. s-s-s-s-s-smart contracts."
>proceeds to run out the door screaming - "I AM THE CAPITAN NOW!!11!1"

>>12172619
> Everything is on the track.

stay poor.