/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55681361
what if i told you i'm not a mumu at all
who's projecting now?

>>54601028
No you don't. Most people suck, will use and abuse you, and then act like they never knew you even if you went above and beyond for them. Even the rare few that aren't like that inevitably get pulled away due to life just generally being a bag of weeping cocks with rare few blessed moments of peace when one isn't smacking you in the face and trying to force its way into your mouth. When GME does finally pay off I'm paying my taxes, making a few sizeable donations to organizations I like that have a proven track record of doing good things with their funding, and then I'm building a subterranean home in a state that has legal weed so I can shitpost and play vidya and smoke big fuckin doinks until I die sometime after I turn 100 years old. Fuck friends, fuck anything but family, and fuck the vast majority of that as well.

>>54162565
Onboard:
>Jeff Bezos
>Papa P
>Two of Trump's clones
>Jeffrey Epstein
>The entire cast and writing staff of Seinfeld
>Bigfoot's sister
>Teddy K
>The ghost of Miles Davis
No major financial indications, just hell of a party you're not invited to.

that fucking first green candle on MO
what the fuck

y'all niggas need jesus
...
and a financial advisor

sp500 returning from whence it came

>>53044710
>>53044818
expiry?
my concern would be theta decay and bear market rallies so I haven't bothered
also i'm functionally retarded

>>52836816
you think retail is moving the VIX because they are buying so many puts....ooookay then

>>52219184
typical volatility, you are looking too closely, the daily performance doesn't really have to make sense
nothing goes straight down in this scenario, it's more of a meandering path lower
rates still increasing, focus on the effect on markets from that
bear market rallies are a thing and are not to be trifled with

>>51605693
The index was pinned green of course they were

>>51587538
Never doubt the schizos bro
The index has been dead on last few years

>24 hour vix AKA Bitcoin down past key level
>metals under key support gold below 1680
>futures blood red after a steep dump
>oil down

I’m shorty schizo shmita posters I should have listened

The Jews really do run it all if the dump continues don’t they?

>>51493528
Based biz schizo

The index in pinned green. All world leaders gathered now in London

Will putin lay a hypersonic down on the pavement?

>>51411772
Found a great analysis on this a while back they stop investing this year, then next year the lack of investment is the real dump.

The actual year on net gets a 9.1% dump with a 57% chance. Move 1 year ahead it’s 19.9% on average and a 71% chance

Old but good article here

>the dump has only started this is the warm up faggots

http://premium.working-money.com/wm/display.asp?art=848

>>51409723
why does he drink the piss

>>29917366

gook poster is the worst

>>25059046
her scam will go tits up soon as people figure out she's literally just picking what sounds cool

>>25014893
>COVID is real
Yes it’s fucking real my dad had it
>muh thirty acres of land
Non lander owner Chads not allowed in /smg/

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When does NAK 2 ipo?

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