/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58268059
>satoshi nakamoto never had a bitcointalk account, the satoshi account there was controlled by hal finney
>hal finney is not satoshi nakamoto, even though it makes sense
>actual satoshi is phil zimmermann, the guy who got sued by the united states because he wrote pgp, actual software that changed the world once already. after that mess of a lawsuit he swore never to publish something non anonymously.
>hal finney was phil zimmerman's first employee for pgp
>first name hal mentions in his last post on bitcointalk is phil zimmerman
>pgp was bought by mcAfee corp. in the 90s

>be phil zimmerman
>be subscribed to the cypherpunk mailing list
>wonder why everyone on here is doxxing themselves
>even hal doxxes himself in this mailing list even though I told him to step up his opsec
>see their main goal is p2p currency
>read the papers that nick szabo, adam back, and hal finney wrote for cypherpunk
>smug-pepe.jpg
>come up with a working solution by combining their papers.
>start coding in 2007 be finished with a working prototype end of 2008
>time to publish this bad boi
>need a good pseudonym, what was hal's neighbours name again? something nakamoto
>need good opsec, copy adams writing style and hide british messages in the genesis block
>neat, any neet will think its adam back, and some triple digit iq's will think its hal
>drop bad boi on mailing list blowing everyone's mind
>first to answer of course its fucking hal finney
>get him to work on bc for free
>next day, look over his shoulder at work "what are you working on hal"
>"something called bitcoin phil" some anon from japan made it, magic internet monnies
>stop posting from nakamoto account and let hal handle the rest.
>hal pretends to be nakamoto until he's kill
>bitcoin shits itself in the blocksize debate
>FRIENDSHIP WITH BTC ENDED, NOW XMR IS MY BEST FRIEND

>>58003235
>satoshi nakamoto never had a bitcointalk account, the satoshi account there was controlled by hal finney
>hal finney is not satoshi nakamoto, even though it makes sense
>actual satoshi is phil zimmermann, the guy who got sued by the united states because he wrote pgp, actual software that changed the world once already. after that mess of a lawsuit he swore never to publish something non anonymously.
>hal finney was phil zimmerman's first employee for pgp
>first name hal mentions in his last post on bitcointalk is phil zimmerman
>pgp was bought by mcAfee corp. in the 90s

>be phil zimmerman
>be subscribed to the cypherpunk mailing list
>wonder why everyone on here is doxxing themselves
>even hal doxxes himself in this mailing list even though I told him to step up his opsec
>see their main goal is p2p currency
>read the papers that nick szabo, adam back, and hal finney wrote for cypherpunk
>smug-pepe.jpg
>come up with a working solution by combining their papers.
>start coding in 2007 be finished with a working prototype end of 2008
>time to publish this bad boi
>need a good pseudonym, what was hal's neighbours name again? something nakamoto
>need good opsec, copy adams writing style and hide british messages in the genesis block
>neat, any neet will think its adam back, and some triple digit iq's will think its hal
>drop bad boi on mailing list blowing everyone's mind
>first to answer of course its fucking hal finney
>get him to work on bc for free
>next day, look over his shoulder at work "what are you working on hal"
>"something called bitcoin phil" some anon from japan made it, magic internet monnies
>stop posting from nakamoto account and let hal handle the rest.
>hal pretends to be nakamoto until he's kill
>bitcoin shits itself in the blocksize debate
>FRIENDSHIP WITH BTC ENDED, NOW XMR IS MY BEST FRIEND