/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE’RE ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC

>Hey Dad, should I rob a Bank?
>No son, you'll go to jail.
>What about cocaine or heroin, should I do cocaine or heroin?
>No son, those are bad for you.
>Hey Mom, should I eat healthy and exercise?
>Of course son, you will live longer and enjoy life more.
>Hey Dad, I want to open my own PC shop where I can build and sell computers. You think this is a good idea?
>Well son, that's your decision, I can't tell you whether you should or not.
>But I respect you and would really like to hear your opinion.
>I'm sorry son, I just don't know. You should do what you enjoy doing.
>Mom, I got a few grand saved up in my bank account for my small business. Do you think I should go through with the loan?
>I don't know son, do what your heart tells you.
But I really want to know if there is a better use for the money, please tell me what you think..
>Well, you know son, business is tough, I'm not sure if your cut out for it. But if this is what you want to do then you should do it.
>Thats literally why I'm asking you. I want to know what you think my chances are.
>Oh son, you should just do what you feel, and not care what I think.

>mfw i was gonna buy more yesterday on the dip but fell asleep, missed 30% gains