/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55255003
I'm reading all this shit.

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>>50474781
How?

god it got fucking quiet in here

WHERE DID YOU GO RAJESH

COME BACK

>>50247466
100k is coming just acooomulate more bitcummies champ!

there is nothing else to do. the fracties, the kathies, the yils. the dunkies. the pajeets. the $FEE princes. The kennies and ledgies. Everything led to this moment where you hold GME and just have to wait.

That's literally it. Simple as.

and with that said

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>49924094
>he’s assblasted

real estate 3x bear?

he wasnt wrong, just really early

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See
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>>49426666
Fuck you satancrab

>>49416000
I'm not questioning what you're saying. I am literally asking for a definition. A lot of faggots have been going on and on about "meme stocks" and reddit, but I've never seen them define it. Though, I never paid much attention to them either. Checked.

>>49405536
Yeah I’m at work, in my home, at my desk, in a blanket, listening to YouTube and shitposting in /GME/ now and again. Suits me fine.