/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53322594
I wouldn't even give you $100k for one.

I AINT BUYING UNTIL SHE CRASHES

>>11472653

>I'm gonna learn all there is to know about money.
>but fuck doing work, studying, asking questions, talking to people with actual experience, listening to experts, doing research, or even working to make money. What can I do to make billions with zero effort?
>let me get in on the magical internet money first. This 60 page document about how to securely use my wallet and client can safely be ignored, and I'll just give the money to this guy who says he'll give dividends, even possibly double my money!
>oh no, I got scammed.
>let me check out this fork stuff. The fine people of China will surely do what's in both our rational interests to make us rich.
>oh no, I got scammed.
>ACCUMULATION! I'm gonna put the remains of my internet fortune into this super good investment for the future, called bitconnect.
>oh no, I got scammed.
>I'll just HODL all these new ICO internet tokens.
>oh no, my money lost 99% of all their value.
>oh fuck, the exchange exit scammed.
>oh no, not a single one of them managed to deliver anything. That's the risk you take when you invest, I guess.
>surely, this new type of internet money will save me. Let me put all of this cash into this exciting thing called POWH.
>oh no, it was an obvious, unironically ironic scam.
>I'll just start selling electronic junk parts for profit.
>oh no, the junk I got is actually junk. I thought for sure electronic stores would give me valuable items. Damn, who would have known.
>I know! I'll just put my last 20 bucks into lottery tickets.
>my math teacher says there's a bigger chance of getting rich if I invest in tickets, than if I keep the dollars in my pocket.

Never, ever change, my dear biz/nessmen. I somewhat regret not doing an ICO when I had the chance.