/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13336986
>seething
We're all gonna make it anon. Why you so mad? Are you menstruating?

>>13243257
Thanks for the tip fren

>>12139409

Just say shit they can't verify

>I like hiking - the hills around here are beautiful aren't they?
>I also like travelling when I can, nothing like immersing yourself in unfamiliar environments and taking it all in

>cry nonstop about a merit based economy because you lack the skills and intelligence to make it
I thought /biz/ was against communism

>>12060725
>The most important part of a person doesn't matter!

Looks like we spotted the ugly nerd.

>mfw I'll buy 100 Bitcoin at $1 and pretend like I had it the whole time

>>12020043

One of my fave wageslave methods is this:

>Hi all, so today the topic is X
>I thought I would be a little bit different and make it more of a Q&A session to get your thoughts on the topic and open up the floor
>*NPC #1 asks question*
>Great question! Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
>*NPC #2 gives thoughts*
>*NPC #1 replies to NPC #2*
>*NPC #3 chimes in*
>now you are standing there watching a bunch of egotistical NPCs trying to one up eachother
>"Looks like we are out of time, great discussion though guys, I'll send out a follow up email about what we've covered and if anyone has any other questions PING me an email"

My mind is blown thinking that every land mammal apart from humans drinks by schlopping

>lose in crypto beyond recovery
>pretend you did not lose anything at all
>start all over again like if you're new to crypto
>start tracking profit from scratch
How many of you have actually done that?

>crypto filed with 20-30 year old white males who have given up on society
>no prospects of being able to afford raising a family, buying a house or any luxuries enjoyed by our parents' generation
>stagnant wages and countries being filled with migrants combined with the inevitable automation of the majority of low and medium skilled work within the next decade or so
>grew up mostly on the internet and derive all of our entertainment from it with little need for material status symbols or credit card derived dopamine
>we are sentient enough to see the absolute state of all developed economies, the fiat ponzi scheme, central banking scams, fake stock values, decreasing qualities of life all the while wealth being accumulated by (((them)))

They literally think we are about to sell when we have nothing to lose anyway. Heh.

>be me
>free up some money from boomer stocks to buy more link and prepare for muh singularity
>have to wait a few days for funds to be available
>meanwhile BTC starts initial descent

mfw I almost bought the top, but instead have a chance to get in a lot lower. Thank you, slow brokerage.

14th November 2017
>BTC drops to $5,413 after hitting an all time high of $7,810 a few days earlier
>after the 14th BTC went on a 2 month long run to $19k

14th November 2018
>BTC hits $5,860

What did they mean by this?

>be me
>be used to going to local massage parlor and paying $80-100 for a massage and handjob
>do this a few times a month for a year or so
>have now equated handjobs/fapping with a monetary figure
>now every time I fap, I get to enjoy the feeling of saving $100

Get on my level, faggots

>>11690796

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0p2pQZHwb3i

Does this board have grillfriends?

For some reason I see you NEETs as slightly more self-actualizing and going out to get what you want that other boards here.

I am pretty sure we probably have the highest percentage of non-virgins out of all the others apart from maybe the degenerates on /lgbt/

Is this a legit way to out-jew my boss?

>go to doctor
>get a sign off from work for depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts
>chill at home while boss has to pay wagies
>reverts to government sick wages which is higher than unemployment because of taxes I've paid
>still technically employed so get employer contribution too but smaller than full wage
>chill like that for a while because boss can't fire me for that alone unless they want to catch a discrimination case
>eventually they can give me a notice of redundancy which is 3 months so have to pay me 3 months wages plus holiday pay

Seriously, any downfalls to this?

>just bought a 2.5g PAMP bar ensuring my avatar is fully buffed during the next financial crisis

CHECKMATE KIKES

>MFW everyone said buy at 150

Who here a /nocoiner/? I come here for the memes and the attention baiting instaslut thumbnails.

Is that the best you've got you fucking bear niggers?

>using stop losses
heh, why don't you just send the exchange a blank check grandpa

>>10700957
god damn I'd like to put some liquidity in her options market if you know what I'm saying

>>10516543
the "just cooling off before the next rally" pattern

>that friend who thinks he's gonna retire by holding sub 1 btc

do i pop his fantasy