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You guys bought calls or puts??? hahaha

OMG WE CRASHING!!!!!!! not. this is a fake out. we are not crashing until the big thing happens.

I realized. if i post my position the market goes against it because somehow somewhere these quants are gathering data and using it to trade.

If I am able to predict the price movement accurately markets will go against it because they realized the dumb money has figured out of markets will go up or down. And they can't allow dumb money to make any money.

We were suppose to rally back in DEC of 2022. but i kept talking about it which messed up the up cycle and we went down for a couple of weeks.

We were suppose to have a larger correction during april/may but i kept talking about it that the dip was very minor. If look at the cycles and the SPY which had a bigger dip you will see what I'm talking about.

Realizing this. I think i should be able to mess with the markets by giving false predictions fake market movements to confuse the data.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GAP CLOSED!!!! Filling up the gap downs like a boss. So when we crash we won't be revisit it for awhile!

>>54592248
Default, probably not. delayed very likely... It will cause markets around world to tank...

core cpi projected to be higher than cpi first time since the pandemic.

NICE RUG PULL HAHAHAH!!!!!

heh those witches are something else ey?

The market gods are listening. Right when I bought the dip we are going up.

HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Don't say it, 'cause I know I'm so high
Louis down to my calls
Powell all on my shoes (ooh, baby)
Markets dripping so much sauce
Gotta been looking like ragù
Lit up like a crystal ball
If I'm buying, everybody gonna shine
(Yeah, I'm goals)
(Now you know)
(So you know)
Heard you say I'm not the baddest fed member you ever knew
It ain't my fault that I'm out here pumping the markets
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my Fed's Juice. Fed's Juice
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
I'm the pumping the news
Gotta blame it on fed's juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on Fed's Juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my Fed's Juice.

Somebody come get this bear
I think he be lost in this market.

ain't my fault that I'm out here pumping the markets
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my Fed's Juice. Fed's Juice
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
I'm the pumping the news
Gotta blame it on fed's juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY