/biz/ - Business & Finance

When does the bull market start?

I am selling all my doge coins to buy pepe

LINK stopped pumping, once again I am depressed.

I'm getting Nov 2020 vibes.

>>59151027
>200k sitting in the bank wasting away
with zero yield? cursed
you already have a big lump of cash and it seems like you have a high-paying job for adding to the pile, so dont worry about taking on much risk or getting over being "cowardly"
put that 200k in a HYSA and/or open a brokerage account to exclusively buy some boomer fund like VOO or VTI (sp500 and total us stock market funds, respectively)

>>59025500
i cant afford to pay that much

>>58939405
How do I pick up a suffering Zoomette?

i want the same exact thing and im aiming for 2-3mil

>>58888757
youre brown
PLEASE get off your phone and stop talking to me

LINK isn't going to $100 is it

>>58828528
>WoW
>2024

>posting every day about an asset you don't own

All of us are absolutely miserable aren't we. We have short bursts of hollow and soulless euphoria with crypto, but we are missing out on the real love and happiness this human realm has to offer. Sadly we've been priced out of that experience. Our hope is to earn this via a 7-8 figure portfolio somehow.

>>58600113
how do i get an Argentinian girlfriend if i am mexican and i'm loaded money wise (i'm not fat, short, or bald).

What if Solana just suddenly stops working for seemingly no reason whatsoever?

How do you keep your cool at work? I find myself sperging out internally and wanting to sperg outwardly at people. I think this is associated with being slightly overly emotional. Most of the time I keep the emotions to myself because its never anything signifcantly disrespectful and usually pretty small things.. Generally this is in reference to "mini mogs". I try not to care at work, but I'm a software engineer and I sort of like the gamification of it all despite not giving a fuck about promotion or company values.

Anyone know this feel? Any good books that aren't about managing interpersonal relationships at work?

Would you give up all your Chainlink to be an avg salary black NBA player for 8 years in the league. And you would be guaranteed to not end up with AIDS.

ETH is heading to $5k isn't it

How do I turn 25.5 LINKies into $3 million.

My future existence depends on LINK going to $100

Suddenly there are Hoge threads everywhere. Where were they the past two years? It's like when Quant pumped last year, suddenly there were Quant threads all over /biz/ - then silence. Are they really paid shills, told to target this board as soon as the coin goes up a few %?