/biz/ - Business & Finance

> "a mysterious whale or institution"

the kind strangers from goldman sachs and jp morgan are coming to pump my heckin bags! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! faith in humanity restored!! kek fuddies!

> happenstance

>be me
>smug OP
>decide to visit /biz/
>see anons preaching "time in market beats timing the market"
>can't help but chuckle
>start mocking them relentlessly
>call them "financial geniuses" who think they can predict the market
>laugh at their "buy and hold" mantra
>mention how I made big bucks by timing the market perfectly
>mock their losses and tell them they're just bitter
>enjoying the chaos I've unleashed

>>54865233
>WOJAK COIN

>>all of crypto is engineered to siphon your wealth away, they are engineered to transfer your money to a few insiders, preminers, scammers and venture capitals - they will cashout and dump on you
>>FIATs like USD/EUR/GBP are backing your crypto coins, printed out of thin air, unlimited supply, permanently bleeding SHIT-CURRENCIES
>>BTC is engineered to attract dumb money and manipulated by CFDs, CDOs, Futures and big banks
>>BTC is not valuable, in fact it is net negative because you need electricity to maintain it, paid for with FIAT
>>DON'T BUY THIS SCAM
>>DERIVATIVES like futures and options manipulate the crypto price, they are just USD-only trading on fake paper-BTC, they dilute the supply canceling the scarcity effect, kill the price discovery, and help market manipulators to keep the price down with naked short selling
>>when you keep your money inside an EXCHANGE you are getting SCAMMED and you are exposed to risk of CONFISCATION
>>HARDWARE WALLETS have manufacturer backdoors, your crypto is NOT SAFE on those
>>NEVER TRUST ANY PARTIES (exchanges, banks, custodial services, lending platforms, centralized shitcoin wraps like WBTC, scammers, pushers and shills)
>>CBDC (central bank digital currencies) will be the only LEGAL option, they will lose value even faster, kill your privacy, restrict your ability to freely spend your money, BITCOIN is THE TRANSITION TO THIS, will normalize it, so you get accustomed to pay with a globally trackable device (your smartphone/PC)
>>BTC is not a get-rich-quick scheme, it's a ponzi scheme
>YOU ONLY HAVE ONE TASK, BUY GOLD AND SILVER AND KEEP CASH READY
>DON'T FUCK IT UP ANON

>DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING
>-40% WHILE EVERYTHING IS MOONING? DON'T CARE NEVER SELLING YOU KIKE PAJEET

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>>22425247
NOO i'M NOT MAKING 3% A DAY EVERYDAY THIS IS A SCAM

AMPLEFOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH

>1 Gazillion EOY is FUD!!!!1111!!111!1!!!11

>>20144561
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>This one has insane upside potential guys!

>Imagine getting this butthurt over people choosing to take sensible precautions in a global pandemic

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>>19388148
>It can't be dumped online by design idiot, unless you have physical access to my machine and can crack AES256 you won't have access to my passwords.
Even if I don't store the encrypted passwords on an air gapped machine and you somehow get access to it you'd still have to crack an AES256 encrypted file which unless you've got a quantum cumputer and years to wait isn't happening.

>>19382199
>Because I truly love my work and have ambitious career goals, it can be difficult for me to keep a healthy balance between work and my personal life. Try to stop me from working, haha.

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>>19249909
>passive income

>The price drop is actually bullish

>dollar cost averaging