/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yes, I landed a great first job by lying about 3 years experience at 2 companies, lying about internships, lying about gpa. In reality i was smoking 1 oz of weed every 10 days and rewatching Seinfeld/Frasier for 3 years since i got out of college with a 3.01 gpa. They did a background check on me so i bought 2 burner phones and used 2 burner apps and I would change the pitch of my voice/accent to impersonate the people they were contacting

but that aint nothing, i forged by highschool transcript to get into a top college in the first place. Heating iron to open transcript envelope without breaking it, specialty stamp shop for the official seal, and MS paint to give me straight As. This was back in 2010 so prob no longer doable. My entire life is basically a lie

>>15796698
correct

As a Canadian, I didn't like him before but I see this as an absolute win for our country. +1 vote for u sir.

Real question is, how do I profit from this?