/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58181226
>>58181274
>>58181297
Remember,we're all in this together

WTFWT!

>>57316940
they literally created and approved a BTC ETF to more efficiently dump bitcoin for the SOLE reason of suppressing LINK

"they" don't want me personally to be rich

>signed up for Coinbase futures so I could short BTC the next time LINK pumps
>lose focus and start having fun scalping
>accidentally got trapped in a LONG
>LINK pumps, BTC dumps

whoops

>>56484714

WE BOUGHT A FAKE INTERNET COIN CALLED CHAINLINK

but then
what if I told you
>$3.65

WTFWT

>>27661946
3 years without the back of my disciplining hand guarantees she has slept with a nigger

hello this is your brain tumor

>>24494394
are you indian?

>>22648734

It's been almost an hour since an ATH

My dopamine is running low

1 billion daily volume waiting room

13 million to go boys!

>>19758697
you forgot the impeding Trump tweet

>>19433176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shambled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her purple sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious market sell, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

>>18477894
>>18477904
He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door flung open and in walked Deshaun, his foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her violently and without explanation or warning and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her sphincter fracturing like Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my very being with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the enigmatic voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABBO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his vile pozzed seed into my wife’s colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm milk as I hit the mahogany wooden floor writhing and spazzing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

81K YOE

The price of a cup of coffee is going to $120,000 USD.