/biz/ - Business & Finance

>you get ushered to your seat at smartcon
>excited to hear news from sergey as you own 12,345 LINK

>next to you are these guys

>ones munching on matzo bread, getting crumbs everywhere
>as he eats he simultaneously breathes from his mouth
>you think its weird but then look to the left

>you see theres smug looking twins
>telling you that theyre from harvard and they did crew
>they keep asking if you have any cool website ideas and if they can give you 3 BTC for 99% while you run it for 1%
>you dont want to tell them about your porn token blockchain network

>you get uncomfortable and get up
>you try finding better a better seat but sergey says he can't focus because you're shuffling around
>"yeah erm we're solving the Ouracle problem - uhmm let me tell you why its important"
>slides from 2018 are shown on the projector screen
>he drops his mic, trys picking it up and trips on his shoe laces - stubbing his toe in the process

>its bad
>all the autistic make gasping sounds like wild orangatans in sumatra
>the power goes out
>pajeets storm the auditorium and arrest everyone
>you are put on trial at Kleros highcourt
>your charges read - "SOCIAL INEQUALITY"
>you can't make your 7,500 PNK bail which means you need to spend 750 days in jail

you shouldve bought PNK