/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58198316
at 19 I did literally nothing but play counterstrike and lost my virginity
now I found a job I actually like enough to be able to function in society, fit, have my own place so I can be left alone, and all the stuff I need to cope well enough with continued existence for it not to bother me

t. 42
ps. zoomer girls here are a lot hotter than teens were back then and it's way easier for me to bag one now than when I was a teen myself, now confident in knowing that I have my shit together

>>57653353
my goal is to live in your mom's big house, houseboat and sailboat in seattle and have sex with your little sister on the side

>>57569192
>haha nice one bro

>>56956142
Boomers are on board now, things will be less shaky, smooth sailing upwards.

>>54059977
I'm actually 40 but yes

>>24881563
>tfw 2.94 BTC

Buy chainlink

>>18949313
Just contributed to my 401k while listening to related
https://youtu.be/Q429AOpL_ds

sent from my ipad

>>17800692
>Boomer cuts price by 6k
NO LOW BALLERS. I KNOW WHAT I GOT.
Kek

>>17083024
In 2030 the youngest Boomers will be 66 and the oldest ones will be 84. But its cool because they'll all be working and making 800k a year while working 3 hours a day without a computer and no smart phone because they've been with the company for 50 years. Kek.

>>16382728
>back in my day, we all had boats. And new cars at 17. What's with you kids these days?

>be me
>go to anniversary party for Boomer relatives
>mfw most of the people there are 60+
>everyone is sitting around getting fucked up on box wine
>Boomer uncle is retired blue collar worker in his late 60's.
>Talks to Google Voice like it's a real person.
>"Sweetheart, you never play the songs that i tell you to!"
>worked for the same company for 40 years and lives off a pension.
>" hurr durr muh Trump and illegals and I'm paying for them with muh tax dollars".
>* begins slurring words from too much box wine*.
>" lemme tell you somethin Sonny. You like ICE COLD BEER?!?!? Listen, you take a giant beer mug and fill it halfway with ice, then pour the beer on top of it. Now THAT ICE AN ICE COLD BUD!!!".
H-help

>"Back in my day we just bought houses outright with cash. What's with all of these young people with mortgages these days?"
Anyone else ever hear this bullshit?

Do any of you bag holders hold any Silver? I used to buy bullion bars, coins, but sold it all for bills years back. The coin shop bought my 10oz bars for spot price that moment. I get the feeling it's going be important for small trades, bartering ect coming in the next few years.
>tl;dr
Any of you fags accumulating Shiney Boomer Rocks? And what's the semi-short term outlook?

>>14821559
This happened to and is still happening to a LOT of Boomers. It's so pathetic. A lot of them go back to work and pretend they're just coming out of retirement because they were bored but the fact is they didn't save enough and now you have a lot of these old fucks working part time at these large companies as "consultants" and all they do is stand there and bitch about lazy millennials "blah blah how come these millenials can't afford to buy houses?" It's because you won't retire and let other people in the company move up you dumb fuck.

>>14607771
*sssip*
Yyyep, they don't make em like they used to. Back in my day we didn't even have OSB, had to use our bare hands to twist sticks around each other and glue em together.

Strictly for business purposes I like spending time with you zoomers and am wondering what other websites or 4chan boards I should visit? Makes me feel young again.

*sip*

Oh yea, buy LINK.

>>12585339
NO LOW BALLERS. I KNOW WHAT I GOT!

>>11598602
*sips* Yup.

>>11046241
This never gets old

Manufactured fud is over. The party is back on boys.

30 yo boomer weekend edition

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open] [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>10866941
Not to forget those shitty CLA Mercedes too and Porsche Macan