/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58677850
He wouldn't know anyway, lol.

>>58671238
RC's got the smoking gun!

"Smart money," sure is fucking stupid.

>>58662926
Where there's smoke there's fire.

And that bitch is burning hardcore.

>>58653746
I mean that's exactly what the KC shuffle is.

The KC Shuffle is Bobby coming back instantly and being the first to squeeze like crazy.

GameStop is then acquired by Teddy the SPAC Butterfly Acquisition Corp in an All Stock Merger where GME shares are force located.

Nobody see GameStop being bought, everyone’s watching it to squeeze, and anyone looking at their company actions makes it look a hell of a lot more of a target than an acquirer.

Slim, efficient, cash rich, and ready to be snapped up

The greatest beartrap of all time.

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

>>58610628
Yup and theyre trying their hardest to make us impatient lol.

Like I said, I'll be hosting a hedgie jump watch party, fuck these assholes I have no remorse for them.

>>58567361
"But we're billionaires! We can't possibly become millionaires!"

Bed bath and HEDGIES R FUCKED.

Let's get that 16b going gents. Ryan demands it.
All this fucking shit just to merge a few companies, but the assholes running the market can break the law with abandon. Amazing.

>>56735456
Nice schizo post too, you're gonna go far kid.

Kek

>>56704091
He could literally fuck off and enjoy his billions but here he is trying to fix the fucking situation, hopefully post moass brings out alot more activist investors looking to change this world for the better.

Like I said this is easy, we don't need to do anything except wait for the hammer to drop

>>56595981
Why not, it's the same shit.
hedgies on ledgies.

>>56584903
This never gets old :)

It been 84 years but it's finally coming to fruition.

The dumb hedgefunds fucked around and are about to find out that this was a trap made especially for them, one that would capitalize on their endless greed.

It's quite poetic.

>>56538283
Nice, all these lowball 10k a share numbers.
Let's get to the juicy part.

Do you know how hard it's going to be to concentrate at work now?

Fucking ridiculous, let's hurry up and be rich already.

Hedgies report to your ledgies!

Hedgies on ledgies!

>>56510022
Hurry up and kill yourself, lol.

>>56491192
bruh you're gonna be dead soon, shut the fuck up and get on the ledge.

I feel the chances are high this balding nigga gonna be a jumper.