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Invest in bugs

>>56565695
you can't get a job
its over
be a food wagie or warehouse drone

>>55600511
Droopy eyes, Schwablord lies.
Muffled link-baggie's cries.
Clueless anons, big and small.
Anal Klaus plugs them all.
Left right, right left.
The Schwablord sows the seeds of death.
Not a stone is left to stand when the Schwablord flies across the land.
After starting the Industrial Revolution number one, the Schwablords's work was still not done.
So joining with the Swiss and Russian-Jew he made a new one just for you.
To sate his thirst for human blood.
That he wanted, that he got.
Now the world is devoid of cheer.
Linkie have fear, the Schwablord is here.

>>55590933
I walked through purgatory to the entrance of Hell guarded by a giant with teeth like the Jeepers Creepers masks and a giant black scepter. He had no eyes, but I could feel it the second he perceived me. He didnt move, but I could feel like his energy was like "what are you doing here dude, scram" the same way you would scare a stray puppy. Then he moved his huge sceptre and a doorway of pure darkness opened up. I walked through it and whatever it was on the other side made me open my eyes back on earth, and it was like my body called my soul to come back because it all went black and I felt myself lower back into my body. If you baghold Chainlink, see how long you can stand the journey with your EYES CLOSED.

>>53083001
If Chainlink were to win this war, there would be 10,000 of blindness.

I am the mask he wears.

>>52945352
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies.

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL hold those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 5% pump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently grateful" there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live without the pumps. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to regret it.

and I vill make it mine

>>52516959
>>52516959
https://youtu.be/VZP5lIzGNT8

In your fear and uncertainty it will be tempting to put your trust in some person or group who emerges and claims to have a "way out", which will involve sacrificing some of your liberty. You must resist this urge. These self‑proclaimed saviors may appear in many forms, under any number of banners: "intellectuals", "influential people", "progressive thinkers", "billionaires", "the UN", "the EU", "self‑selected multinational coalition", "global leaders", "world governments", "radicals", "revolutionaries" or some combination of these. They may appear charismatic. They may appear to have your best interests at heart. They may stand united, arm‑in‑arm, proclaiming "We know the way forward", advancing some form of "people's revolution" or "Global Reset" where "you will be in charge", hawking various "‑isms" and promises of a better tomorrow. These people are not your friends. They are not to be trusted. They are the same global banking elites using the same fear tactics, shilling the same magic potions and snake oils as always. They want only one thing: power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cieu5nDDssc

>>52294102
>he thinks he died

>>51510327
You vill prepare for ze New Economic Order

>>51317137
Stare into my eyes and hear my words.

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL eat the bugs. You WILL like it. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently grateful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to eat the bugs. You're going to live in a pod. Yes, you will own nothing, and you're going to like it.

>>51289403
Stare into my eyes and hear my words.

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL hold those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 5% pump. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently grateful," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to live without the pumps. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to regret it.

>>51260789
Your real life starts at 70 goys.

>>51246640
[REACTIVATE ZE EMERGENCY SHILLS]